My nomination for single most worthless DU post ever:

Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:29 PM
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My nomination for single most worthless DU post ever:

This is a picture of my new shoe. I got it yesterday. It's very comfortable. In fact, I liked it so much I bought one for my other foot too!

Yes, before you ask, I must say that I am distantly related to Sasquatch, but it's not something I prefer to discuss, so could we have a little sensitivity, please?

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Longgrain

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:31 PM
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1. Second most useless

this one for even bothering to reply.

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nicolemrw

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:32 PM
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3. third most useless

for trying to keep the thread going.

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Longgrain

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:34 PM
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9. Fourth most useless

Got to stay in the top ten you know...

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Longgrain

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:31 PM
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48. Fifth

might as well?

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:32 PM
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2. oh very nice

the bigger the better? :P

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Richardo

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:32 PM
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4. That's good, but I think I posted the winner and champeen this morning...

Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 02:32 PM by Richardo

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2212202&mesg_id=2212202

Not sure why - I was goofing pretty heavily this morning.

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Richardo

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:33 PM
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7. PS: Nice shoe!

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pocoloco

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:57 PM
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33. OMG!

Is that a Redwing?

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:38 PM
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13. That just blew me away!

And it was just about on a scale with mine when it comes to useless posts! :toast: Here's to you, Richardo!

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Fridays Child

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:40 PM
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17. I had to lie down and have a nap, after yours.

I figured it out after opening about five new browser windows.

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Cheswick2.0

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:33 PM
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5. is bunny your real name?

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:36 PM
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12. Yeah, I was named after St. Bunny.

The patron saint of vegetarians, or something. :silly:

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Endangered Specie

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:33 PM
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6. Big foot, means big...

:evilgrin:

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:34 PM
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8. more for me

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Cadence

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:38 PM
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14. Sniffa.........

what does sniffa mean?

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:52 PM
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27. it's short for

footsniffa

any of those incriminating videos - i swear, not me. ;)

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crimson333

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:38 PM
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15. means big socks

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Endangered Specie

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:39 PM
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16. yeah, depends on WHERE you put the sock now don't it?

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On the Road

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:35 PM
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10. No Matter What I Do,

Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 02:35 PM by ribofunk

I can't seem to get 10 replies to a post!

Next time, I'll just take a picture of my shoe.
:smoke:

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personman

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:35 PM
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11. I took a shit, ask me anything!

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:41 PM
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18. I like contributing to worthless threads

plus I'm wearing my favorite ballet flats:

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fudge stripe cookays

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:43 PM
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19. "Just tap your heels togethah three times...

and say "theah's no place like home...theah's no place like home!"

FSC

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:44 PM
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20. Very stylish! Do you have freakishly small feet, or are mine just

truly enormous? :D

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:52 PM
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26. wearing flared jeans makes them look smaller

but they aren't small, because I trip over them all the time :)

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:49 PM
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25. worthless threads are the only way

any of y'all would've gotten to know the scavery likes of me! :P

:hi: Hi lav!

and

:hi: Hi bunny!

:D

How are you two lovely Lounge-stalked ladies this afternoon?

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:52 PM
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28. Feeling simply lovely, SBP!

Actually, I've been in the most incredibly pissy mood lately, so I'm trying to lighten myself up by posting a picture of my shoe. Seems to be working, and I'd like to thank everyone for playing along!

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:56 PM
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31. Must be the weather.

Despite it, I'm in a right jolly frame of mind. I think it's the puppy. Puppies make people happy.

;-)

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:53 PM
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29. i'm goood

how are you? :hi:

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:56 PM
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32. 3 "o" good, even?

I envy you that. ;-) Been to Coney yet? :P

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:58 PM
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35. Nope

:( Nobody wants to brave the long subway ride with me.

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:04 PM
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38. Ride down by yourself

on a Saturday afternoon. Most of the creepy lower Brooklynites are on their best behavior 'cuz it's "family time." ;-)

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:09 PM
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40. True

I just hate going to new places alone :P

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:10 PM
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41. I'd go with, of course

but it's a long way to drive for a date. Wouldja at least take me to the Nathan's hot dog place for dinner after? ;-)

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:14 PM
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42. Aw. They sell Nathan's hot dogs at the supermarket

You could get them and have one while lounge-stalking me. :shrug:

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:16 PM
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43. It's true.

But you can't get the proper skin-on nathan's dogs here. The skinless ones don't crunch right. Plus no Coney Island. And the people here don't talk right.

Sigh. I hafta settle for Lounge-stalking you some more. ;-)

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:24 PM
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44. Well, I'm honored

and not a little frightened. ;)

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:28 PM
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45. But I'm completely harmless, you know.

Unless I've got a pizza paddle in my hand... :spank:

;-)

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:42 PM
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49. Something you learned from Molto Mario?

O8)

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short bus president

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Tue Dec-14-04 05:20 PM
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50. Alton, actually.

The one thing I've learned from Mario's show is how to squinch up my face real funny when I hit the high notes in his theme song. ;-)

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Radical Activist

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:45 PM
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21. The copycat to this thread will be the most worthless

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:46 PM
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23. True, that.

Very wise and astute observation!!

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Garage Queen

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:45 PM
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22. I nominate this one...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2212063&mesg_id=2212666&page=

Honestly...

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Richardo

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:47 PM
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24. Great. Now I need a new pancreas.

Thank you VERY much. :D

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:54 PM
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Me too! Pass the treacle, please!

;)

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Garage Queen

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:30 PM
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47. Any time, folks. Any time.

B-)

I mean, honestly, how do you go from a post about the Return of the King DVD to THAT piece o'crap. I asked her if perhaps she'd meant to post it in the "Sappy Emails I Received at Work Today" Forum. (snark!)

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Longgrain

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:54 PM
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30. This post is starting to look pretty promising...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2214130

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terrya

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Tue Dec-14-04 02:58 PM
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34. Honey, I posted "What do you do when you wake up?"

I mean, that's not exactly cerebral. :-)

That IS a nice shoe. Looks warm and comfortable.

T

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:01 PM
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36. But at least you got people to talk about themselves.

I just made everyone look at my shoe! I'm very selfish that way!

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terrya

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:02 PM
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37. Like I said...that's a nice looking shoe!

I didn't offer any pics in MY post. :-(

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Bunny

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:06 PM
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39. Thanks for the compliment!

It's a Timberland shoe!

(maybe you could post a pic of yourself hitting the snooze button, or brushing your teeth, perhaps?) ;)

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iconoclastNYC

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Tue Dec-14-04 03:30 PM
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46. Your paint is peeling! Hope you dont have kids

If so test for lead based paint! Nasty stuff esp with children around.

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