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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:02 PM
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I went to the doctor for bronchitis and walked out with a growth removed.
My doctor is cool; she offered to lop off this benign growth I've had over my right eye, and didn't even charge me extra.
No big news here, just thought this would be the thread subject of the day. :bounce:
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kslib Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:26 PM
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1. Lopped Off!!
Did it hurt? :scared:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 07:34 PM
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8. I would love to lie, but yes, it did.
especially when she put silver nitrate on the wound. :nuke:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:28 PM
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2. This could be a great title for a country song!
:thumbsup:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:35 PM
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3. Give us the first line of that song, BurtWorm!
Make sure to include some reference to mama, drunks, prison, etc. :D
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:41 PM
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4. Well, I went to the doctor for bronchitis, and I walked out with a growth
removed,
Now I'm goin' home a-drinkin' with mama, if she ain't been arrested yet...

Hey, that's two lines!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:47 PM
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6. Okay, good job Burt. Now you need to get a strong hook going.
Try to work in trains and pickup trucks, and I see country music stardom in your future!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:49 PM
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7. I hear the music.
It's a gift, I suppose.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 07:52 PM
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9. Cue the steel guitar........





NOW!
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 05:44 PM
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5. But you're the Beast Man
Couldn't you have just ripped it off with your bare hands??

*sigh*

All my illusions are shattered.
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