People with multiple chins should not wear turtlenecks.

Just watching crossfire with the sound off, listening to Randi.

not grow multiple chins while still on the TV program!

The ones that kinda get floppy and vague up towards the top. Those can minimize the extra chins.

Here's a fashion idea, they should make a shirt that is like a hoodie, only it fits the head and neck perfectly, with very clean lines, kinda like the ones those guys wear on the luge. You kill two birds with one stone--hide the double chins/floppy chicken necks, and cover a bad hair day. Also, since fuel prices don't seem to be plummeting, they'd be useful even indoors as we all lower our thermostats to try to conserve expensive fuel.

Now we have to find some idiot to wear them so that they are "cool" and everyone wants one.

This may be an outlandish idea, but hell, who ever thought that wearing underwear as an outer garment would ever be fashionable? Madonna did, and every idiot in the world was wearing the most perverse and idiotic outfits....the pouffy skirt, the crucifix as earring or necklace, the lace sox and heels....

With the right marketing to sheeple consumers, they'll buy anything, wear anything, without shame or thought!

"But I don't wanna be a luger!"