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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:30 PM
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'Mild' Baby Powder. No shit.
Given a choice, who the hell buys the harsh baby powder?
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:31 PM
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1. I think I'd consider, that'll teach that baby to poop his pants!!
:hi:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:37 PM
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5. I like the way you think, miz lou_who.
You can be the idea person, I'll do marketing. "Shame powder." Whaddaya think? It'll be HOT in the bible belt.

;-)
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:31 PM
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2. Evil freeper parents
The same ones that circumcise their 'young'uns' with bowie knives.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:38 PM
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7. I would think even evil freetard parents
would opt for the mild stuff. It's right there on the shelf next to the regular stuff (which doesn't say "harsh" on the package, BTW). Who's gonna not want the mild stuff?
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:44 PM
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11. This is assuming they're sadists. Why else would they use a bowie knife
for a circumcision?
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evil genius Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:33 PM
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3. New Improved Extreme Baby Powder For Limited Time Only
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:39 PM
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8. Ugh.
I opted against the "extreme" birdseed once again today. Sometimes I think the marketing industry is due for a Stalinesque purge.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:33 PM
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4. What the hell?
You mean when I was a baby, all that was available was HARSH baby powder? It's a wonder I didn't become an axe murderer.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:40 PM
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9. Yeah - who are you trying to convince of that?
Me, or you? :P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:38 PM
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6. What are you doing perusing the baby powder options?
Hmmmmmmmmm?
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:40 PM
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10. that just means
it's made from ground-up mild babies.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:45 PM
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12. I dunno, but could you pass some of that over here ?-
I'm feeling a bit chafed myself :P
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 06:56 PM
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13. From the same people who brought us...
... contact lens products "for sensitive eyes."

:crazy:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 08:02 PM
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14. Cornstarch is cheaper
and doesn't have any nasty perfume in it.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 08:12 PM
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15. trainin' the damn babies for
single ply tp. That's what Harsh baby powder is for.

That mild stuff is the REAL cruelty. No callous build up.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 08:12 PM
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16. Do you have something to tell us, shortbus?
is it a happy event or just jock itch?
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