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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:37 PM
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The "Wild Conspiracy Theory" thread.
Formulate your wildest conspiracy theory about anything. I don't want mundane things like ordinary voter fraud. Make it interesting. Make the CEO of Diebold a humanoid lizard from the lower fourth dimension who's controlling the British Royal Family. Make Kenneth Blackwell the anti-Christ who has actually existed since the time of the Babylonians. Make John Kerry an incarnation of the Hindu god Vishnu. Now those are fun! Let your imagination run wild!

GO!!
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:47 PM
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1. John F. Kennedy was killed by accident.
The truth is, Lee Harvey Oswald was a lousy shot. He tried to shoot Kennedy, but missed. But a Secret Service agent, hearing the shots, turned and accidentally shot President Kennedy with his service revolver.

The 'cover up' of the Warren Commision is to hide that President Kennedy was killed by accident by his own bodyguards.

I have others that are just as good, but I'm saving them to add if this thread lasts...
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:48 PM
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2. I heard that the feds are creating profiles on every single
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:56 PM
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3. Somehow I don't think that's too unlikely.
Conspiracy? Maybe more like reality.
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:56 PM
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4. The Mormons are hiding WMD's in their "geneology library"
Ok, just a shot in the dark, but I can't imagine that all that geneology would need so much space when its all digital nowadays. LOL, just amusing myself I suppose. I have tons of Mormon conspiracy theories.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 08:57 PM
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5. george w bush was elected fair and square


Now that's a wild conspiracy!
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