EEEEWWWW! The dog just farted. - Democratic Underground

NightTrain

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:09 PM
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EEEEWWWW! The dog just farted.

Edited on Sun Dec-19-04 11:10 PM by NightTrain

I was relaxing in bed with the dog lying next to me. Mystique's butt was maybe a foot-and-half away from my face when she cut loose with a blast of methane. It made me jump right out of bed!

Goddamn, doggie! x(

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:10 PM
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1. Sure, BLAME IT ON THE DOG!

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JVS

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:16 PM
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6. Do you really think he'd fart in his own face?

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progmom

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:10 PM
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2. Ellie's been gassing it up too.

Not sure what the deal is. It's foul!

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meganmonkey

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:14 PM
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3. mistermonkey's dog is scared of his own farts.

At least the ones that make noise. He'll be sitting on the floor next to me and let one out and then run away to the other room. At first I was convinced that he knew they were stinky and wanted to escape, but mistermonkey says the sound scares him since he doesn't realize where it comes from. silly doggie.

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prof_science

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:15 PM
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4. Don't know about the dog...

...but me. whoa, nellie!

-kidding

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:16 PM
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5. There is something worse:

The Tactical Cat Fart. Here is a true household WMD. Stunning in its power and intensity, cat gas will take the paper off the walls and kill all your house plants. Like cats themselves, their flatulent emissions are small -- but fierce.

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Ilsa

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:18 PM
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7. I had a Manx cat.

They have enough trouble with bowel control as it is. She would cuddle right up to my husband when he was stretched out on the couch, get up and prance around, put her butt in his face and cut one. Really bad, Nine Lives wet catfood kind of bad. The kind of bad you get from eating broccoli and cheese, hard boiled eggs, and sauerkraut in one day bad.

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GainesT1958

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:18 PM
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8. My mother-in-law's dog let loose with one right in her face...

About two weeks ago, when both were sitting on her sun porch sofa and, unfortunately, Hammer was facing away from her and his tail was wagging...you guessed it, in her face; maybe a bit TOO hard toward her face. Suddenly, he let one fly, and she looked like she'd just eaten a raw persimmon! In about five seconds it drifted my way, and my face looked assumed the same look. It DOES smell pertty bad!:puke:

B-)

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DeepGreen

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:18 PM
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9. Good thing you weren't smoking !!!!!

:nuke:

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judaspriestess

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:19 PM
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10. my bulldog Thor lets out some smelly pooties all the

friggin time. On thanksgiving, whew we were driving around and he was letting out some silent but deadly ones. It was hilarious.

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Neoma

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:25 PM
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11. too much info

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