Lucifer's Toy Chest - Democratic Underground

meegbear

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:28 PM
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Lucifer's Toy Chest

This year, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person, then you'll have to find yourself another place to worship, for you are no longer welcome at this Godly church.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html

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underpants

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:30 PM
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1. OMG! The thong page is hilarious

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363

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Richardo

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:34 PM
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4. "Have a nice lunch, Pastor"

Evil yet funny!

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trotsky

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:31 PM
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2. Bwah ha ha ha

Beware the iPod, your kids might put music on there from "punk rockers like Clay Akin"

LOLOLOL

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kslib

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:32 PM
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3. Please tell me this is a hoax.

Please. :scared:

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Pert_UK

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:39 PM
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5. If you have to ask......it's a sad indictment of the USA today...

Welcome to Jesusland.

P.

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kslib

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:16 PM
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8. Well, I assumed

but, we went to a church when I was in gradeschool that preached about the evils of Disney movies. Seriously, you were gonna go to hell if you watch The Little Mermaid. It supposedly had satanic messages that popped up (subliminal stuff). *sigh* Could be one of the reasons I'm very anti-orgainized-religion now. Really, you never know, and that IS sad.

:shrug:

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stellanoir

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:39 PM
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6. too funny

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 12:40 PM by stellanoir

I just posted about that site seconds before you. A friend just set me the link. I was howling.

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7th_Sephiroth

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:41 PM
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7. what ever happend to that lunatic priest

who made a list of every unchristian toy for real? (did he rape enough kids for the church to move him with a new name and identity?)

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