If GOD came to Earth for an INSPECTION of his "Fave" Creations

opihimoimoi

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:08 PM
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If GOD came to Earth for an INSPECTION of his "Fave" Creations

Thats us, and how we doing? What would be his reaction?

Would he call in the WEED SQUAD to OFF the WHOLE LOT of us?

How do we compare with other "Intelligent species" across the Universe and beyond?

Are we an abberation?

Is the Universe in a PETRI DISH and we are failures?....unable to impress GOD with our Smartness....or DUMBNESS?

Did She create the Anthrophic Principle? The Pulse/Particle thingy?

Come, we go think.....

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Fenris

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:16 PM
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1. If there was a god, it would have offed us a long time ago.

That said, we would be performing quite poorly. I think it would send a plague, an asteroid, etc., to get rid of this global cancer we call humanity.

I don't consider the human race an intelligent one. God wouldn't be impressed with humans, because, having created us in its own image, it would be mildly retarded.

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opihimoimoi

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:40 PM
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2. Severely RETARDED perhaps??

We are not following Her Instructions of PEACE on EARTH

Think of the GReatness we could achieve if we had True Peace....

Alas, Auwe, Shit, Oh Well, Crap, Damn, Sad, Cripes, etc

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