I, for one, am sick of this Christmas bullshit.

Jesus H. Christ

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:19 PM
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I, for one, am sick of this Christmas bullshit.

Who's got the booze? I'm starting New Year's early.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:19 PM
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1. I'm sick of it too

But I don't mix well with booze....Got any herb?

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meegbear

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:20 PM
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2. But it's your birthday JC.

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Bill McBlueState

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:21 PM
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8. after 2000 years

Wouldn't you get a little sick of having your birthday celebrated, too?
:o

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meegbear

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:26 PM
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12. LOL

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crispini

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:20 PM
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3. ROTFLMAO.

Your username combined with the post.... BRILLIANT!

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Minimus

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:20 PM
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4. come on Jesus H. It's your birthday!

:party:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:35 PM
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18. I would be grumpy too if I was 2008.

And yes, He was actually born 4 B.C. He lies His age to look younger. There, I said it.

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autorank

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:20 PM
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5. Blah! Humbug!!! Can't wait until it's over!!!

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Droopy

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:21 PM
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6. I've got 4 beers that have been in the frige for a month

You are welcome to them as I had to give that stuff up.

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StopTheMorans

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:21 PM
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7. is this rapture? *jumps out window*

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:26 PM
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14. LOL.. good one!

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underpants

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:23 PM
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9. Are you upset that they forgot your actual birthday in September?

just like last year and every stinking year before that too!

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mopinko

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:24 PM
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10. yup

it's monday, the day all moms look forward to. when everyone goes away. but they are all here. blech.

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proud2BlibKansan

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:43 PM
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23. But for us teachers

it is truly a joyous day since moms are taking care of their kids today :) and we get to stay home and take care of our own.

There is always another side to every story, you know.

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mopinko

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:50 PM
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25. true

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WI_DEM

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:24 PM
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11. Well you are in the right place then

because most posts I see on DU regarding Christmas are pretty anti-Christmas.

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tridim

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:26 PM
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13. I've never been quite as sick of it as I am this year

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 02:28 PM by tridim

and guess whose fault it is.. RW newz pundits and Fundies. I was just fine with Christmas (as a pagan family holiday) before these idiots started blathering about it.

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:27 PM
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15. Sounds to me like someone's a bit cranky about getting old.

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XNASA

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:30 PM
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16. Yer preachin' to the choir, Jesus my boy.

I can't stand it either.

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htuttle

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:33 PM
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17. I've been wanting to ask you this for years

What the heck does the 'H' stand for?

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underpants

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:36 PM
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19. Can I answer?

Howard

As in: Our father who art in heaven Howard be thy name.

It's a family name.

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billyskank

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:43 PM
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22. Eh? Are you sure?

I always thought it was "our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold by thy name!"

Did I catch that right?

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underpants

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:57 PM
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26. You have brought up a point that many religous scholars disagree on

Some say it is "Howard" some say it is "Harold" and the fringe elements believe that the passage is often misread and in fact it is "Art".

:spank:

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AlCzervik

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:38 PM
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20. Is it the wholesale retailing of Christmas that pisses you off

or is it that after a certain age you don't want to think about your birthday? I know for after 30 i don't really do anything on my birthday.

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Jesus H. Christ

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:41 PM
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21. I don't really give a shit about the retailing.

That's always been something of a constant. It's all this phony "I love Jesus, let's kill the sand niggers" bullshit that drives me up the wall.

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Deja Q

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Mon Dec-20-04 02:46 PM
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24. That's why I'm working on my own greeting card. It's entitled...

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 02:46 PM by HypnoToad

"Santa Snort(s)"

Yes, that's his Christmas Snowman bodyguard wielding a gun. Yes, Santa Snort looks dazed. And, yes, that's a tray of cocaine snorts he's holding out for people to enjoy (as are the straws clutched in his arm.)

Christmas, as mainstream society plays it (shop til you drop), is a joke.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2253484

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