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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:51 PM
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positive moonbeam / negative bushco haikus
haikus are easy and fun to do and in honor of a great drunken haiku thread that was once posted here I offer you two haikus for your balanced enjoyment.

bush is the anti-christ
eating kittens for breakfast
with blood oil milk


Moonbeam did great things
and made newbies feel welcomed
starlight being loved
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:55 PM
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1. Where is Moonbeam?
:shrug: I miss her. :(
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:29 PM
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4. I was wondering that a couple of days ago.
Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 03:30 PM by Lone_Star_Dem
I haven't seen her all month.


edit: Someday I'll learn to read before I post. :)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 02:56 PM
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2. Toothache
My jaw throbs. The side
of my face swells. I still
prefer this pain to Bush.
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:04 PM
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3. karls 'ku
mister roves closet
full of latex lingerie
fucks us one more time
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