I just read a fundie Christmas letter! Please Cleanse Me!
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:44 PM
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I just read a fundie Christmas letter! Please Cleanse Me!
Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 05:45 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:45 PM
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with virtual sage and cedar.
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:46 PM
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:50 PM
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4. Not sure that will work.....
Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 05:53 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
This couple goes to an exercise class called Karote for Christ!
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:10 PM
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It is a shelf fungus that Native Americans use. They light it and it smells so bad that it drives evil spirits away.
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:42 PM
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12. Where can I get some?
Mom's coming for Christmas dinner. Ok - my bad:evilgrin:
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:49 PM
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3. Well....what did it say?
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:52 PM
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5. Lots of Bible verses of course and
their daughter and son are "the very best of friends" "our daughter lets us know if we haven't had enough quality family time which is never less then every couple of days" and the exercise class thingy above
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:53 PM
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"OUR family has better quality time than any OTHER family, and our children are just too, too brilliant." Karate for Christ? What's that about?
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Wed Dec-22-04 05:57 PM
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their sons goal this year is to "be a blessing to others"
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:04 PM
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9. Oh no! What completely horrible people they must be!
How dare they say they want to be a "blessing" to others! Eradicate them, I say! We don't need their kind! Lighten up. Find something important to be annoyed about. Sheesh. :eyes:
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:03 PM
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8. absolvo espirtus sancto, uh, gloria mundi. :-D
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:39 PM
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11. HUH...you are H_E_A_L_E_D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<<<the sound of my hand hitting your noggin>>>
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