Man cuts offs penis, eats it - Democratic Underground

arissa

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Tue Jul-15-03 11:58 AM
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Man cuts offs penis, eats it

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%5E13762,00.html

Man cuts off penis, eats it
July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:00 PM
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1. Man, I coulda had a V8!

That is gonna be one halacious hangover.

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Tyler Durden

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:02 PM
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2. LIFE imitates ART

There was a very odd Japanese film maker of the 60's who filmed himself naked, blindfolded, sitting crosslegged on the floor, cutting off small pieces of his penis and eating them. I believe he committed suicide on film, but it's been a while and I was taking a LOT of acid at that time.

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mac56

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:28 PM
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3. "My bologna has a first name....It's O-S-C-A-R...."

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Loonman

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:30 PM
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4. What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna eat that?"

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Norm357

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:31 PM
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5. He

should have pickled it. Then he could have had some pickled pecker!

Norm

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:51 PM
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6. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "Eat Me!"

Hope he used plenty of mustard and sauerkraut....

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DrGonzoLives

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Tue Jul-15-03 01:24 PM
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7. Well...ok then....

Talk about a bad trip....not to mention the morning after...

Didn't he feel any searing pain as he cut his wank off?

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