I Put Mistletoe Down My Pants - Democratic Underground

matcom

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:26 PM
Original message

I Put Mistletoe Down My Pants

Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 08:27 PM by matcom

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

GOPisEvil

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:26 PM
Response to Original message

1. Uhhhhh...not going there...

But, good luck. :D

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

nini

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:29 PM
Response to Original message

2. Mine's in my bra

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #2

12. mmmmmmmmmmmmbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Homeric drool*

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

nini

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #12

14. you may have to go searching for it..

it's a small piece and discreetly buried :P

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:35 PM
Response to Reply #14

15. Cool!

I'll look as far down as you need me to! :D

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

nini

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:52 PM
Response to Reply #15

16. don't forget your tools

you may miss something doing just a visual check.

O8)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LiberalFighter

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:58 PM
Response to Reply #2

17. Hey it's not New Years yet!!!

You should get yourself a sign and let everyone that knows you know where it is.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

nini

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 10:34 PM
Response to Reply #17

18. Only one person needs to know where that is.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

tsuki

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:29 PM
Response to Original message

3. Front or back...never mind, never mind, TMI

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Duncan Grant

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:30 PM
Response to Original message

4. You can be had matcom and you know it!

Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 08:30 PM by 94114_San_Francisco

Where's meegbear?! :evilgrin:
edit: subject line

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Lenape85

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:40 PM
Response to Original message

5. Be glad your not in Hawaii

Mistletoe is expensive as shit down there

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Gyre

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:44 PM
Response to Original message

6. You know of course that IT'S A PARASITE, don't you?!!!

Cough.

Gyre

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SarahB

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:47 PM
Response to Original message

7. Are you in need of a special kiss perhaps?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

indigobusiness

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 08:47 PM
Response to Original message

8. I tried that...

I got blisters.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Skittles

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:23 PM
Response to Original message

9. trying to f*** plants again, Matcom?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ldf

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:24 PM
Response to Original message

10. i'll be right over!

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Zomby Woof

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:25 PM
Response to Original message

11. Should be plenty of room down there!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Mayberry Machiavelli

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #11

20. It's just TOO easy sometimes, isn't it.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

flaminbats

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 09:32 PM
Response to Original message

13. sorry..I ate mine

:puke:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

davsand

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 10:44 PM
Response to Original message

19. Druids used to harvest Mistletoe with really big knives.

Do we have any Free Range Druids on here? If so, Matcom may want to hang that some place else...

Laura

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

KittyWampus

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Dec-24-04 10:47 PM
Response to Original message

21. How About A Sprig Of Holly Up Your Ass?

Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 10:48 PM by cryingshame

Edit- I didn't mean that to sound snippy... :)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

arwalden

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-25-04 08:56 AM
Response to Original message

22. Whoo Hoo!!!

But you don't need mistletoe as an excuse, Matcom! (You silly goose!)

:loveya:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Solly Mack

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-25-04 10:51 AM
Response to Original message

23. Still scratching?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Thu Apr 25th 2024, 11:26 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.