Things you wanted but didn't get for Christmas:

On my list of things I wanted but didn't get:

Absolute power over all my enemies

An aircraft carrier

A flamethrower

Car mounted rocket launchers

helicopter

A ship-loading crane and a few hundred shipping containers so I can play grownup LEGOs with them

An impeachment (and I'd even have settled for an indictment or 1200)

The ability to control the wind

A commission for art or music

My own castle

The removal of the gag order that's keeping me from talking about my experiences as the leader of...ooooh, no you don't, you're not tricking me into revealing that one.

A blimp

A bank

A complete collection of Hallmark Star Wars and Star Trek Christmas tree ornaments

Freedom to act with impunity and immunity

tec-9 conversion kit
Minions
Cloning Machine
Time Machine
lazer rifle

A flamethrower

A shoephone

a phoneshoe

A nympho 19-year-old red-head.

....and the 19-year old red-head nympho:P

:silly:


:hippie:

:D

mmmmmmmmm, Klondike bars.

I can dream, can't I?

:-)

But, alas, no.

I was hoping this would be the year that someone took my wish list seriously, but alas, it was not to be.

Do you see Pete in my house???????????

Do ya??

HUH?

NO I TELL YA NO!!!!!!!!!

So yet another year when I didn't get what I REALLY wanted!!!

Pete Townshend! *sob*

I'm talking 58" long or so, and about a foot around. Just for one day...just to see what it's like.

Oh, and the complete Flintstones on DVD.

But it sure as hell would be fun to go around and flash it to all the Hummer and other huge-ass-vehicle-owning men. Especially if you could do it while driving around in a very small car, or perhaps better yet, a Prius.

By the way, if ever your wish is granted, and I'm not refering to the Flinstones, how would you be able to share it with your favorite sex partner?

I was hoping for one of those yellow LiveStrong bracelets.

I can always dream, can't I?