Figures. The FTB's (foaming true believers) just can't accept that their pet beliefs are a pile of horse manure.
Bored teens try to claim crop circles
They say they're behind hoax, but some have doubts
Steve Rubenstein, Erin Hallissy, Chronicle Staff Writers
Saturday, July 12, 2003
Four teenage boys admitted on Friday what the world is not ready to hear: There are no space aliens or flying saucers in Solano County.
The four boys, ages 17 and 18, said they were the ones who created the dozen crop circles that have drawn hundreds of psychics, sages, visionaries and other people in pointy hats to a wheat field west of Fairfield.
But confessing to the prank turned out to be not nearly so difficult as persuading the world to believe their confession. Even the local district attorney has his doubts.
"Hey, if people don't believe us, they don't believe us," said one of the boys, an 18-year-old sporting a beard and a tattoo. "There's nothing I can do about it."
At an afternoon news conference just down the road from the crop circles, the boys -- local high school students who insisted on remaining anonymous -- swore they did it. They brought their original planning sketches for the circles. They brought the boards and ropes used to make them. They showed off the scratches the wheat stalks had left on their legs. One boy even brought his mother as a character witness.
And then they used their boards and ropes to flatten a small patch of weeds to demonstrate their skills.
"It isn't hard at all. It's fun," said another of the confessed pranksters, a 17-year-old boy who wore his New York Yankees ball cap backward. "We were bored. There's nothing else to do around here."
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