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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:41 PM
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Matcom News == Deer Breaks Into Store, Visits Bathroom
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Deer-Burglar.html?oref=login

December 27, 2004
Deer Breaks Into Store, Visits Bathroom
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 5:14 p.m. ET

GLOSTER, Miss. (AP) -- When Mississippi Soap Co. owner Greg Touchstone got a call at home about a break-in at his store, it sounded sinister: broken glass and a trail of blood. But police followed the blood to the bathroom where they found a buck deer, very much alive.

``It was shocking,'' said policeman Tyrone Green. ``I think the deer was scared, and I was scared, too.''

Touchstone got a call at 7:30 p.m. Sunday that his business had been vandalized and the front plate glass window was broken. His father-in-law, Robert Bateman, arrived at the store before Touchstone and, along with Green, found a trail of blood leading from the front of the store to the bathroom in the back.

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:42 PM
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1. When you gotta go...
;-)
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:43 PM
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2. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go
Poor deer, he just needed to potty!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:43 PM
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3. EXCELLENT!!
you win the MatcomNews Cub Reporter Of The Week Award :D
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:47 PM
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4. Oh goodie, I am no longer
a Junior Cub Reporter..... :evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 05:49 PM
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5. if you could work a THONG into this story
you COULD become an editor! :bounce:
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