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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 04:42 AM
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OOOOH, what would you do with a drunken sailor,
what would you do with a drunken sailor,
what would you do with a drunken sailor,

EARL-LIE in the MORNing?
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 04:44 AM
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1. Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,
Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,
Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,

EAR-LIE in the MORNing !
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 04:51 AM
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2. Ok what's the next verse?
LOL!

Nevermind, here:

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer.

Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!
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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 05:23 AM
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3. oo-rah and up she rises
oo-rah and up she rises
oo-rah and up she rises

EAR-LIE in the morning

It's me it's me I'm back from sea, said barnacle bill the sailor.
I just got paid and I wanna get laid, said barnacle bill the sailor.


wait a minute - that's a different song
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 05:31 AM
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4. Is he cute?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 05:51 AM
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5. old Jack Handy
"our hopes that one day we will communicate with dolphins; our fears they will cuss like drunken sailors." :D
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 06:26 AM
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6. I lived in New Orleans for 20 years.
I've met many a drunken sailor, early in the morning. I need more specifics.
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markus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:12 AM
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23. But where specifically did you meet these drunken sailers?
The old greek bars on lower Decatur?

I used to hang at The Abbey, and any number of folks (including sailors) would wander in due to the extended (we never close really) hours that place used to keep a long, long time ago.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 06:30 AM
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7. Shave his back with a rusty razor
shave his back with a rusty razor
shave his back with a rusty razor

EARl-LIE in the MORNING?
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 06:40 AM
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8. throw
'em overboard with his pants on backwards
throw 'em overboard with his pants on backwards
throw 'em overboard with his pants on backwards!
earl-i in th'mornin'!
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 08:22 AM
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9. I married him
:)
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 09:39 AM
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13. I do not remember that!
hic!

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 08:25 AM
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10. Regarding Earl, Lie by him with some porn?
:shrug: :evilgrin:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 08:54 AM
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11. "put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter"
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 09:03 AM by Historic NY
http://www.barefootsworld.net/windwalker/drunkensailor.html
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 09:02 AM
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12. Toss Him a Bible and Appoint Him President...
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 09:08 AM by Orsino
Sorry, that's a drunken airman.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:10 AM
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19. Yeah, don't blame him on the sea services :) n/t
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 09:42 AM
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14. Curious!
I have that song on a CD; 'Songs of the US Navy'. It is the only place I have ever heard it. Where did you hear it?

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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:07 AM
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16. Oh I've heard it my whole life.
I thought it was an old old song from WAY back when England ruled the seas.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 05:35 PM
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28. Some of the songs
on my 'Songs of the US Navy are definitely from jolly old England, borrowed I suppose. Strange--all my years in the Navy I never heard that one.

Perhaps I was drunk at the time?

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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:13 AM
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24. some old movie on tv a long time ago?
Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 12:13 AM by steely
or maybe when I was shanghai'ed


Hey, where'd this tatoo come from?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:21 AM
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26. I've heard it since I was a kid. n/t
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 09:42 AM
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15. Dress him in a bra and take his picture,
dress him in a bra and take his picture,
dress him in a bra and take his picture,

EARL-LIE in the MORNing!
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:08 AM
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17. I used to be one back in the day.
:P
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:09 AM
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18. I've had one...
Early in the morning and afternoon and night. They're fabulous! You should try one!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:21 AM
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27. I never had sailor
though I have had soldier MANY a time and lemme tell you, if sailor is half as good as soldier, ROWR.

Soldiers are better on their feet. Ahem.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:10 AM
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20. Roll him?
:spank: <~~~Self discipline
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:10 AM
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21. Put him in the oven at 350....
Put him in the oven at 350,
Put him in the oven at 350,
And baste him with drawn butter.

Put him in the oven at 350
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markus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:10 AM
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22. Make him the master of an Exxon tanker....
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Voltaire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:20 AM
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25. Put him in a long boat and make him bail'er
At least that's what I was taught when I was in the Canoe Club.
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