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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:39 PM
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I want to crawl so far up a DUer's ass I could emerge from his mouth
and lick his eyeballs.

I've been thinking about HOW to do this. Perhaps we could toss around some ideas.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:40 PM
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1. is it wiLL pitt?
if so, i got pLenty of ideas
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derbstyron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:21 PM
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22. I have an apology for you but no way to get in touch with you??
PM
e-mail
???
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:40 PM
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2. one of the more unusual subject lines I've seen.
Is this out of anger or devotion?
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:40 PM
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3. Does that mean you like him, or not? Quite unversed on being up someone's
butt.

Makes for an interesting mental image, I'll tell you that.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:41 PM
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4. Ass spelunking?
I hear that's pretty difficult. How tall are you?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:45 PM
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5. Or how loose is he?
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 02:46 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:46 PM
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6. Between you, Chavez and Terry,
this hasn't been a good day for mental pictures for me. :(
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:47 PM
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8. Mmmm
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:47 PM
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9. Okay. I stand corrected.
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:46 PM
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7. NO sex threads allowed...lol
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:48 PM
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10. Better tie a rope around your ankles before you ascend....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:50 PM
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11. just try it bitch
i ain't had my eyeballs licked in quite some time. i'll bet you they don't taste too good

but try it :D
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:54 PM
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12. You might get stuck in the pitt of his bowels....
And become bogus. Uh, I mean, "bolus."
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:02 PM
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13. I bet he will make it if he tries
he's quite forceful you know
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:02 PM
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14. Really, you think I Will?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:06 PM
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15. Onve you get past the rivers of bodily fluid - yuck!
have fun!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:07 PM
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16. Obsequiousness is my bread - and BILE is my butter!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:09 PM
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17. i am confident in that!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:12 PM
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19. Obsequiousness is kinda chewy, though. Bemused resignation
has a more pleasing texture. And I don't use butter. I use KY.


"He's making a fist/ clenching it twice/ gonna find out who's tight as a vice....."
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:16 PM
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20. "Anal Claws are going to town"
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:21 PM
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21. They sure are!
I couldn't sit down for three days!


(You like those lyrics? I just made them up)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:27 PM
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23. (He's going to put his schwantz in your but. Anal Claws are going to town)
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 03:27 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:11 PM
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18. No idea how to do it
but I think you'll have to stand in line. Perhaps even pay! :o
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:33 PM
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24. Locking
This thread started off poorly and has degenerated from there.

I am sure you will understand.
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