The Drunken Dissembler of all CAPTIONS!!! (for I AM SPARTACUS)

W. is "thinking": "Damn! My idea woulda worked a lot better than this, but Karl said
he'd smack me if I didn't drop it. But it would worked, I'll bet! If we told people that
those sixteen lousy words just appeared all of asudden on the telepromper and cause I
was daydreaming just a little bit, I read them without realizing, and we think maybe
somebody did sabotage on the teleprompter and we're doing a thorough investigation,
but drop the reporters hints like: Hey, Osama and Saddam are still missing aren't
they? I mean, sixteen lousy words . . . That's only like seven words apiece. How
the hell long does it take to learn seven stinkin' words of English, anyway? . . .
But I didn't get to spell it out any further cause then Karl popped me one. Geez,
that really hurt! But I'll bet my story woulda worked a lot better than this. Damn
Sixteen lousy words."

;)

Just joshin' ya.....but you always just CRACK me up......in that midnight punchy sort of way......where you giggle yourself to sleep and wake up with the same devilish giggle sort of way!

But Karl really popped me one.......Geeze, that hurt.

Our little submissive boy king......hilarious

like 7 apiece! LOL (close.....)

Not these folks--oh, wait, they're the Secret Service guys!" :eyes:

B-)

I said I wanted FOUR olives in my martini! How many hingers am I folding up? *hic*

(couldn't resist) :evilgrin:

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

RIGHT!

:toast:

... everyone knows how upstanding and trustworthy I've always been ... always the picture of honesty ... never cheated ... always above board ... total integrity ... how can anyone believe I'd use 16 words to stretch the truth a little? Hey, who goes there!! Oh, it's just you, Pickles ... scared the beejeevus out of me ...