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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:45 AM
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OK. I want some DU lady to please give me a date

Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 03:25 AM by derbstyron

The Good:

cute
funny
creative (writer)
B.A.degree in May
Applying for M.F.A.
A 9 year old daughter (a plus in my book)
I live in FL where there is a really cool governor. Honest

The Bad:

I am afraid of spiders
In case you haven't noticed yet I can be a little too <sarcastic>
and, uh, well, I have certain, um,....issues (can we talk over dinner?)

The Ugly:

Did I mention that I have certain, uh, ...issues

If you interested PM me.

:hi: :hi: :hi: :loveya: :loveya: :hi: :hi: :hi: <sarcasm>

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qnr

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:45 AM
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1. Good luck! I want a fig, if any are available. n/t

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:47 AM
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3. Hey, what the hell. I figure its worth a shot. n/t

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qnr

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:50 AM
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5. Hey, I think it's great. Go for it. Me, my options are somewhat limited.

Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 02:57 AM by qnr

My wife and I have a deal, I can flirt with as many 80-year-old paraplegic former nuns residing on west tenth street, Hoboken, NJ as I want.

Edit: s/flirt/flirt with/

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:55 AM
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13. LOL n/t

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Bouncy Ball

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:47 AM
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2. Drop the desperate part

and it's actually a very cute personal ad! But that's just my opinion, don't listen to me, I'm a married woman.

BUT I have a 10 year old daughter. Aren't girls great?

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:54 AM
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11. Yes

Of all the things I could say about my daughter (and there are
many) I think this one sums it up best:

I was living in the same city as my ex (who I am still very
good friends with) so I was seeing them a lot. This was very
good for me, as I struggle with certain health problems.

I took a job about two hours away. It was the first time
that I was going to be alone in ten years. A difficult
situation for anyone, terribly frightening for me
because of health struggles.

My daughter gave me *her* cat so that, in her words,
"I wouldn't be alone."

Kind of sums it up, doesn't it?

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Bouncy Ball

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:59 AM
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16. Awwww.

Kids are the best. And girls just adore their dads.

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Florida_Geek

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:50 AM
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4. I live in FL where there is a really cool governor. Honest

And you have no brain.

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bloodyjack

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:53 AM
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8. I believe the gentleman was being ironic

Obviously there was no way of telling since he's posting on a forum for progressives and Democrats and neglected to include a <sarcasm> tag

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:59 AM
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17. Yes

Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 03:41 AM by derbstyron

Ironic.
<sarcasm>

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:53 AM
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9. Yeah, WTF was up with THAT line, eh?..... Hmmmm....

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 03:00 AM
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18. You can figure it out

Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 03:40 AM by derbstyron

Take a look around
(hint...hint)

On what are we? Hmmmmm

Seek and you shall find, indeed.

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:57 AM
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14. Ouch

Edited on Wed Dec-29-04 03:10 AM by derbstyron

I think you drew blood.

You are vicious.

And from FL, too.

I do agree with you about the governor being cool. honest.

entire post <sarcasm>

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bettyellen

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:51 AM
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6. uh ih... issues? you can't sneak that in twice and not give a hint...

and never say you "just don't want to be alone" it doesn't make a woman feel special!
but damn, i want a guy with a daughter! ! and 9 is a great age too!

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:57 AM
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15. It's around

If you want to look for it.
(hint...hint)

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DemBones DemBones

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:52 AM
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7. I don't think you want to begin by hinting about "issues" -- that

would trip all my alarm bells if I were single.

But of course you're afraid of spiders -- you're in Florida! You should have seen the spiders they had there back in the fifties. I'm still scared of those big-ass spiders!

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 03:02 AM
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19. Hello Eckerd friend

I meant the whole thing as a lark (sort of)

the issue thing is true (although I was trying to treat it
in an amusing manner)

and

I am terrified of spiders.
<NO sarcasm>

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yvr girl

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:54 AM
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10. January 10, 2005

How's that for a date.

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Wed Dec-29-04 02:55 AM
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12. If he keeps it up maybe you'll even give him the time of day, eh?

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 03:03 AM
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20. hee hee n/t

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derbstyron

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Wed Dec-29-04 03:45 AM
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21. I'm sure I will still be single...

unless I have decided to give up and just go gay.

<sarcasm>

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