Damnit I want booze and all I got is milk and juice

JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:48 PM
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Damnit I want booze and all I got is milk and juice

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NYC

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:50 PM
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1. Combine the two; shake it up.

Then use your imagination.

Sorry. If you come over here, I have champagne. :party:

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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5. Its in those damn capri sun boxes, you know the ones that suck big time

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NYC

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:00 AM
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18. I never had one of those. I'm fortunate.

Pour it into one of those old fashioned cocktail shakers. Pour in the (can you imagine?) milk, put on the lid, shake like a maniac.

Actually, if I were you, I would just stick to the fruit juice in the Capri sun box. Pretend you have added champagne, and it is a "mimosa". Mimosas are okay.

Do your best. Creativity and imagination are valuable traits. Develop your skills now. Imagine you have a mimosa. :party: :hi:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:03 AM
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26. its just those things are really hard to use heh, they're annoying

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NYC

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:06 AM
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29. If it's anything like a childproof medicine bottle,

use a tool. Childproof bottle, one arm functioning, either use a sledgehammer or step on it.

"Easy open" juice box? I suggest a hacksaw.

You can do it, John, you can do it! Get out the toolbox.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:08 AM
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33. hah its just theres major spillege anytime I try to put the stuff in a

glass. You know what else is a downer, my damn younger brother has all the sparkling cider so I can't chug anything either, god how I love chugging and there's no mouth wash either.

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NYC

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:12 AM
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38. Time to talk to your younger brother.

Be nice. Compliment him. Offer him some of that Capri in a box stuff. Perhaps he will offer sparkling cider in exchange. :)

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:13 AM
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39. He already drank all of it, and hes impossible to deal with

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NYC

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:16 AM
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42. If he already drank all of it,

what's the point of dealing with him at all? Your opportunity has been missed.

Meanwhile, I suggest you go to that party tomorrow. If you don't like it, then go home early.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:16 AM
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43. I will likely, I just gotta call my friend

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JimmyJazz

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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2. and a hug from me.

:hug:

Sorry love, but you need a few more birthdays before you get the stolis from me.

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:52 PM
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6. ahh I hope theres booze at the place where I am gonna be staying

for the coronation.

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nickgutierrez

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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3. Milk? MILK???

That's the best you can do?

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:52 PM
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8. It goes great with these candy mints!

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nickgutierrez

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:53 PM
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11. You're miserable, aren't you?

:evilgrin:

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:54 PM
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12. Yes, I am

No one invited me to any party tommorow night, and the only one I have a chance of going to, I have no desire to go to really, because I just know the guys are gonna make me the butt of every joke, so why bother, and I don't know if there are gonna be any Catholic School Girl cuties there or not, ahh well, I'll call someone in the morning or afternoon.

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nickgutierrez

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:59 PM
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16. Screw them.

Just wait until you get to college.

But for now, that's all I'm saying.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:01 AM
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21. Community College too?

I have to do that before I go to a four year school.

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nickgutierrez

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:01 AM
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23. Yes.

Maybe.

Hell, I don't know.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:02 AM
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25. Its just damnit

I am so damn shy, hardly ever invited anywhere fun, ahh well, sure things will get better.

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nickgutierrez

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:05 AM
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28. Yep -- I'm the same way.

You learn how to deal with it after a while.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:09 AM
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35. I just hate being introverted

I wish I were more extroverted but I am not.

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fujiyama

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:27 AM
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44. Hey

Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:28 AM by fujiyama

if ya want you can join me and a couple buddies tomorrow night.

You could probably make it to MI in about 15 hours...but you'd better leave now.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:29 AM
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45. Hah thanks but I don't drive

Ive never been to Michigan.

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fujiyama

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:34 AM
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46. You're a bad kid Mr. Kleeb!

Not even old enough to be driving, and you're drinking?

:spank:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:34 AM
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47. Hey, its part of my culture

Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:35 AM by JohnKleeb

Actually I am old enough to drive, I just don't drive by choice.

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fujiyama

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:37 AM
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48. It's all good

I don't blame ya. I avoid driving when possible, but if I don't drive, I don't get around...The last few days were a pain in the ass because my car was in the shop getting fixed...

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:38 AM
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49. Yeah, when I graduate HS and after a year or so of comm college

and by some miracle, they let me in to GWU, I'll be living in DC I hope.

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fujiyama

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:42 AM
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50. DC is cool

Fortunately they have decent public transporation and you can get by OK without a car.

Good luck with GW. Make sure to keep those grades up at the community college. God, speaking of grades, I just had the worst semester ever...and failed a class. Argggh!

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:44 AM
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52. I gotta get to work on my grades

Yeah, I was in DC two weeks back at the Russell Building for something and I made my way from my home metro stop to the Metro Center and on to Union Station, and on to my destination perfectly.

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democracyindanger

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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4. Leave the milk out for a couple days.

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:53 PM
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10. eww sour milk, well ok, maybe after i finish the mints

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democracyindanger

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:00 AM
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17. It's called 'fermenting.'

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:01 AM
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22. mmmmmmm ferment

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Placebo

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:52 PM
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7. Pity I'm not there...

I've got multiple bottles of Stoli. I've already cracked one open and am enjoying a neverending stream of screwdrivers and occasional gulps straight from the bottle. YUM. :beer:

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:53 PM
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9. Sounds good

I have a hard time getting access to booze for one primary reason.

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FuzzySlippers

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:56 PM
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13. Dammit! I want milk and juice

but all I've got is booze.

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:56 PM
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14. Hah I'd trade you but

That booze may tempt a certain recovering alcoholic.

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FuzzySlippers

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Thu Dec-30-04 11:58 PM
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15. Who? You?

Not even 18 yet and already a recovering alcoholic?

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:00 AM
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19. nope

my dad.

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:01 AM
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20. Somebody get him a bottle of Molinari!

Get one for me, too!

:P

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:02 AM
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24. Whats Molinari?

It sounds Italian, you know I was told that Apple Smirnoff was nice, I like apple stuff, like I like watermelon stuff.

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:05 AM
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27. Sambuca

Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:07 AM by name not needed

Basically, it's an Italian liqueur made from elderberries, and flavored with licorice.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:07 AM
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30. Sambuca is what?

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:08 AM
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32. Read the post again

I edited it, cause I forgot to add in what it is

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:08 AM
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34. That sounds lovely

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qnr

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:10 AM
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36. Fun :)

Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:11 AM by qnr

http://www.efd.lth.se/~d94tn/sambuca.html

I remember when I was in the Coast Guard, I was in Naples, Italy, playing a game of Risk with five sailors. We had six bottles of of sambuca. A little while into the game, we were hiring out mercenary armies (for real cash), and doing up written treaties.

Edit: added (for real cash)

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:11 AM
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37. ooh fun

:) that sounds graet.

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qnr

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:07 AM
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31. Whooo! Light or dark. Or Ouzo or Pisco in a pinch. n/t

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bettyellen

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:14 AM
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40. if you let them ferment, you'll have cheese and (sorta) wine! eom

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:15 AM
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41. hah alas there are other people who live here but yeah I See

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jonnyblitz

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:43 AM
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51. Kleeb you aren't even 16 yet...stop it!!

:spank:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:45 AM
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53. Dude!

Do you know any 15 year old seniors?

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jonnyblitz

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:46 AM
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54. wow you grew up since i saw you last!

time...she sure does fly... :crazy:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:47 AM
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55. Dude I was 16 when I saw you last

and the first time too. You forget how old I am alot :). I turned 17 this past July.

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jonnyblitz

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Fri Dec-31-04 12:52 AM
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56. my short term memory sometimes fails me..sorry

:smoke:

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