I think I may be strongly attracted to Papa Smurf

I'm not gay but there is just something I find soothing
about the great sense of security he offers.

No matter the issues that are brought to him, everyone
seeks his counsel. From the only female Smurf (he's not
notably frightened that she is a transvestite,a
male smurf in a mere blond wig) to
Vanity smurf, the only gay smurf, who is not
yet comfortable to come out of the closet.

Even the fact that so many Smurfs (with the exception
of Vanity and the Smurf in drag) look the same, never
seems to make him break a sweat.

I find such courage, enlightening.

If only they would release the DVDs so that I may be soothed
by the guiding force of his authoritative voice every night.

Don't mind me, I was stationed in Italy while they were popular.

I love all the smurfs, actually!!!

but I like the way you describe him. :thumbsup: Papa Smurf

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