Maury Povich has a thought provoking show today (sarcasm ON)

terrya

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:08 PM
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Maury Povich has a thought provoking show today (sarcasm ON)

The studio audience is checking out these women...and their deciding whether they're real women or drag queens!

This is....something. :-)

Gosh, the things I'm missing on daytime television instead of going to work....

T

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noshenanigans

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:11 PM
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1. there's a maury not about baby daddys?

I think that show sustains 80% of the paternity test industry.

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sans qualia

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:13 PM
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3. I think you have Maury confused with Montel

Montel Jordan is the paternity test guy. Maury's the one with all the sick babies.

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noshenanigans

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:15 PM
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4. No, dude, Maury's all about the paternity tests, too...

I definitely know the difference, because Montel is the one that always has that damn Sylvia Brown lady on. Man, I hate her.

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Maddy McCall

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:30 PM
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9. I hate those fucking shows! He brings in women who have NO IDEA

who the fathers of their children are.

Suzette: I think Jeremy is my baby daddy.
Jeremy: I slept with the ho, but so did everyone else on the block!
Maury: Suzette, are you absolutely certain that Jeremy is your baby's daddy.
Suzette: I have no doubt. I slept with Jeremy on the fifth, and I missed my period two weeks later. No way could it be James, who I slept with on the sixth, or Roderick, who I slept with on the seventh, or...
Maury: Well according to the paternity test, Jeremy...you are NOT the father of Suzette's baby.
Jeremy: See! I told you, ho! I told you!
Suzette: Maury, will you please help me find my baby daddy?
Maury: Yes, Suzette. We care about you. We will bring in James on the next show.
Suzette: Thank you Maury! I don't care that I have been labeled a slut on national TV! I just want the opportunity to wear my new red velvet Cato dress to your show and find my baby daddy.
Maury hugs Suzette: Stay tuned for our next ho mother, Jaqueline, who has NINE GUYS lined up for paternity tests.

:eyes:

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underpants

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:13 PM
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2. He might actually be worse than Jenny Jones

and that is saying something

On Wednesday his show featured *SHOCKING* videos of shoplifting and forced sex. I'm not kidding either. SLIME!

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LoZoccolo

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:16 PM
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5. Did you see yesterday's?

I saw it on the bus to the casino yesterday (target audience)! It was about guys cheating on their wives, and they had to take lie detector tests that would show that they were lying!

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ikojo

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:25 PM
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6. Did they set the guys up by having some

woman go into the "green room" and try to make out with them? That's a favorite trick of Maury.

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LoZoccolo

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:26 PM
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7. Ha ha ha ha no!

Oh shit, that's entrapment.

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Wat_Tyler

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:28 PM
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8. Isn't that what's always on Maury?

I think that tells us something about Mr. Povich, doesn't it?

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