Neighbor from hell

Sigh.

He has a 5000 horse power straight pipe garden tractor/lawn mower/snow plow. He uses it whenever the spirit moves him day or night early or late. Oh and the leaf blower (300 horsepower)

He put a garden in his back yard a couple of years ago and was out there varmint hunting with a sawed off 22 caliber rifle (To no avail too many varmints) We live in a village the houses are side by side, plenty of children and pets in the area.

He has a scary looking dog which he allows to run loose.

Worst of all he has a pellet stove with a straight pipe out of the house. Right now the smoke sifting into my room and is burning my eyes and throat.

Darn it. Just a rant. I will suffer through it. Be a good neighbor. I guess.

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Is your window open?

Into the attic and filtering thru cracks and crevices.

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prevent him from doing some of that? Or am I being naïve?

And yes I could complain to my friend the building inspector.

He seems a decent guy. Told me when he moved here he came from a farm. Could be he is not used to village living yet.

I am just ranting. I will suffer through.

I'm easy!

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Admirable qualities:thumbsup: I like that :bounce:

But I would have to draw the line at a neighbor skulking around with a 22 cal. That's when I'd call the police on him, after I snapped a photo or two of him outside with his gun. Hey :think: ......... I'm sure your local police dept. might appreciate the chance to practice their anti-terrorism tactics :evilgrin:
:/looks around, whistles innocently: ;-)

Well he could be a terrorist ya know :smoke:

to start off with. And I say this as one who has neighbors who are occasionally annoying -- drunk party every now and then, etc -- but the operative word there is OCCASIONAL.

If I were you I'd call animal control about the dog, and start finding things to bust him on with code enforcement. :evilgrin: One can only take so much....

We are a small village. I do not wish to make enemies. I am just complaining.

Sigh. 180

Call his ass out and beat the living shit out of him for being an inconsiderate asshole. :grr:

Yeah! That'll learn em :evilgrin:

Then stuff his head in the end of the stove pipe when you're finished.

:shrug: Stops the smoke ;-)

That's what I'd like to do anyway. In truth I'd be more likely to call the cops if I did anything. I'm the peaceful type like 180. ;)

I just like to act/sound tough when I know my ass isn't in the line of fire :evilgrin:
I'm a peace luvin' wuss girl myself :smoke: I can run faster scared than they can mad ;-) Kinda-sorta my motto in life.

:party: Happy New Year Droopy :toast:

I am afraid of him. Hee hee hee! He is young and strong. I am not.

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Which I usually forget to try: In a relaxed (meditative) state, imagine telling him about all the things he does that irritate you. Or you can write it all down and then burn it. Sometimes that helps. Don't allow your fears to disempower you. Sometimes you have to speak up - however quietly.

And if none of that works, you can just send Hardhead after him. :D

I hope you have a great year, Ed. You're a great guy.

a great guy. Have a good year. Stay out of dark mysterious places!

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That was the first thing I thought of when I read this.

I don't care if it is Mozart just play it out the window really loud. If you have any Opera that is even better! Not that I mean for you to be a really bad neighbor too but when he calls to complain you can bargain with him. You should not be dealing with smoke in your room.

Edit to say Happy New Year 180 :loveya:

Modern day Hatfield & McCoy! Woooohoooo!

Hey MuseRider! I do that. Hahahaha!

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Since he never complains.

Hee hee!

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If he's a freeper he might like that.

Fist Full of Dollars and For A Few Dollars More. On Vinyl and I have never cranked the stereo that my nice neighbors gave me up to full volume.

Country boy oughta take note of that music huh?

I can see that happening, easy.

Come to think of it. He used to burn his garbage in an outside fireplace. Cops stopped that. He has not used the varmint gun since the last attempt at gardening.

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I think you should call the cops. I would not put up with that shit. I also have some neighbors from hell and every time they piss me off, I am on the phone to the sheriff's office.

I bet he'd fall for the ole "banana in the tailpipe" which'll stop that shit cold, or so says "Beverly Hills Cop I"

I suggest you look into it if he does that again. Even shooting at the ground is not a good idea...the possibility of a ricochet through one of your windows.

The dog? Toss a hot dog in its direction every once in a while so it associates you with something that makes it happy.

now and then. Darned if I will feed it too. I do not let my Grand children go near the dog either.

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I thought you were afraid of it and was simply telling you a possible solution to make the dog less of a threat.

He is scary in respect to my Grand children being around him. I think he is too friendly and his head and eyes are the same level as the little girls. Not a good thing.

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any size dog so that they can pet them. That's natural. Most friendly dogs will behave nicely as long as the child doesn't hurt them.

Happy New Year you all! Thanks for your comments.

I hope all of you have a safe and uneventful New Years eve!

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in and then fertilize your lawn with something that will make his dog want to stay off it...(or will give him a good stomach ache when he sniffs it). There must be something that you can do so you can enjoy your house and your life...

Start a nice big compost heap inthe corner of your yard furthest from your house..but closest to his ...

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my wife. Neither of us recall seeing the dog recently. I hope nothing happened to it. I am not cruel and I like animals. No he has not done the gun thing in at least two years. My roof peaks are "Cobra" I just had them done a few years ago when I had blown insulation put in the attic.

This seems (Smoke) to be problem associated with wind direction. It really is not too bad, but because of my emphysema I am more affected than a normal person might be.

Sigh! 180..

anywhere I have lived, you're not allowed to fire off a rifle even if it is in your own backyard, because you have to be hundreds of yards away from any buildings.

I've had crummy neighbors before, though, and calling the police really doesn't help much.

He does sound bad but imagine this:

My friend, a middle-aged female librarian, finally saved up enough money for a house. Librarians don't get paid a lot of money but my friend finally landed a corporate librarian job that paid a hundred grand a year so she bought a house in a middle-income neighborhood. In NJ, 100 Gs is sorta' middle class.

So she put a lot of money into the house, like putting in a downstairs bath, etc. There was a little room off to the side of the house that she filled with bookcases and she bought a big leather chair and a reading lamp. It was her dream to be able to read in her own library.

The guy next door sells his house and who moves in but four young guys who are running some type of car business out of the house. Never mind it's against zoning law; the zoning people in this town are so lame they don't care. They have 15 cars that they stuff in their driveway and backyard and sometimes even on the lawn. Most of the time the cars are running and the exhaust seeps into her house, too. They go in and out of the house, turning the various cars on and different times of the day and night. Chirp chirp. Chirp chirp.

Oh and they work on the cars constantly, too. Bang, bang, bang, vrooom, zoom.

One day, when she thought it couldn't get any worse, a trailer pulled up to the house and the four guys run out and open up the trailer: yippeee! Motorcycles. So not there's not just 15 cars, there are four motorcycles.

Oh and did I mention they are boom car boys? Yeah, big stereo systems in the cars that rock the house.

Oh and I did I mention they play basketball, too? Bam bam bam.

Oh yeah, and the mercury light. They installed one so they could work on the cars all night. It illuminates half my friend's house so she can only live on one side of the house at night.


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Lawrence Welk music at them. Or "Small World" over and over again. Direct speakers at their house, put in good earplugs, invite a lot of NRA people over for a BBQ. A nice BB gun would work on the mercury vapor light. Invite my husband out, he has a glare that could scare skinheads.

They pretty much keep to themselves. It sometimes is frustrating, but at least I don't feel the urge to move away from them.