The botched sex-change of all CAPTIONS!!!

skip fox

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:17 PM
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The botched sex-change of all CAPTIONS!!!

W. is "thinking": "So the deficit is getting bigger than an elephant with a butt-plug? So
the troops gotta take in some more desert rays before they come home? So North Korea
might turn around and tear us a new one at any moment? So WMD still aren't found and
everybody is figuring out that we went to war mostly cause I reallyreallyreally wanted to?
So the tax cuts are making all the states cut services or raise taxes? So the domestic
agenda is on hold? So Pakistan is jerking us around? So Afganistan is reverting to the
warlords and tribal justice? I mean, so the freak what??? Nobody's all the way perfect.
Haven't they thought of that?"

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Mr. Jinx

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:23 PM
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1. "These are the times that I could go for a drink! Oh, right...."

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PunkinPi

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:24 PM
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2. How many pretzels could I fit in my mouth at once...hmm.

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:39 PM
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3. Baseball Announcer: "And it's George W. Bush stepping up to the plate....

OH MY GOD! HE'S HIT THE GREATEST HOME RUN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! The fans are going wild! Wait, they are running up to him with a GOLD CROWN and a SCEPTRE! They want to make him the EMPEROR of the WORLD! They love him because he is the GREATEST WAR HERO EVER! Because he defeated all the EVILDOERS in the world and he is SMART and GOOD like JESUS!.....what? ....Oh ummm... sorry.. what was the question?.... Oh yeahh ----umm.... sorry....wasn't paying attention......

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cosmicdot

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:56 PM
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4. God to W: Can you hear me now?

... 'cause you better be listening to me, boy ... 'cause you haven't heard from me up to now; and, if you're going to go around saying I'm talking to you ... well, if you haven't truly found religion, you're going to find it now ... it's a different ballgame when you're REALLY hearing from me, ain't it boy? ... you're looking a bit taken back by REALLY hearing from me, aren't you FRAT boy? Hey, your Daddy and your Mama are playing you like a fiddle in Texas on a Saturday night ... how does that make you feel little big man? ... <<~>>thunder and lightning<<~>> ... CAN you hear me, now?

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skip fox

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Tue Jul-15-03 04:12 PM
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6. Two great CAPTIONS: CalamityJane and cosmicdot!

wow

:toast:

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Tue Jul-15-03 04:35 PM
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7. Thanks skip fox! I always enjoy yours! nt

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myomy

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:57 PM
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5. Wonder why people don’t like me?

I say fuck um.

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