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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:10 PM
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Submit your "Truth in Advertising" ad campaign/slogan here....
Create an ad campaign for a company or product that cuts through all of the bullshit, and says what people really know and understand.

For instance:

"Hummer. Big vehicles for people with small penises."

or

"Halliburton. We got ours. So go fuck yourself."

Fire away!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:12 PM
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1. taco beLL
your coLon wiLL thank you
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:56 PM
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15. Taco Bell
Run for the border... then run for the bathroom.
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:15 PM
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2. Wal Mart
"To Keep our Prices Low, We Never Pay a Living Wage. Ever."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:16 PM
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3. weLcome to connecticut
a subsidiary of the mcdonaLds corporation
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:17 PM
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4. Home Depot.
Cheap shit for your house means lots of dough for Republican candidates.
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:18 PM
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5. McDonalds
"Over One Billion Arteries Clogged"

or "Our Food Sucks, but Kids Like To Come Here Anyway."
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:18 PM
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6. Wal Mart: Your place for cheap plastic crap.
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:19 PM
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7. Hooters
"It's all about the Boobs"
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:20 PM
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8. Hummer: Because you think you'll get one after you buy one.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:21 PM
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9. Clogging America's Arteries, One Idiot At A Time.
KFC (or fill in the fast food franchise).
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:22 PM
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10. NHL
see, you didn't even notice, did you?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:23 PM
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11. New York State Lottery: Fuhgeddabouddit.
You're never gonna win.
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:25 PM
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13. LOL...that one is very good!
:toast:
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:57 PM
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16. I won once!
It's true. :)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:04 PM
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20. New York State Lottery: At most you'll win a free ticket, if you're lucky.
"A few people have won more than that. But we can't pay them unless suckers like you fork it over every week."
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:23 PM
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12. The Republican Party
"Because all those rich, white people can't be wrong"
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:55 PM
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14. Coors
It'll make you blow chunks.

fight with your friends

and no matter how much you drink, that pretty girl still won't have sex with you.
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:00 PM
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17. Walmart - When quality just doesn't matter .....
McDonalds.....when "taste" is too much to ask for
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:01 PM
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18. "Hummers: Republicans love them
until the President gets one."

:evilgrin:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:19 PM
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21. Bwahahahaha!
Good one!
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:03 PM
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19. Ford - We could try harder, but why?
Kia - when a quality car is just too much to ask for
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cags Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:20 PM
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22. Blistex, chaps your lips more, so you have to keep buying it.
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