My Space Age pillow developed by NASA
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:41 PM
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My Space Age pillow developed by NASA
just lost its spaceageness, it's all flat. I'm calling Neil Armstrong and asking him about it.
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:42 PM
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1. Only retains its spaceageness
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:44 PM
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2. but the TV said billions and billions of restful nights
Damn that Ron Popeil and his Ronco stuff
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:53 PM
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I heard Ron's Spray-On Hair washes off in the shower. How's THAT for sad? (Did I just rhyme something? My apologies.)
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Tue Jan-04-05 08:01 PM
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we all know we want a Pocket Fisherman
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Tue Jan-04-05 08:07 PM
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11. I bought a Pocket Fisherman and was really disappointed when it
...turned out to be just another fishing rod. I was hoping for a really little fisherman.
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Tue Jan-04-05 08:14 PM
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that's funny. If I was good at photoshop I would combine a fisherman head to a pocket fisherman
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Tue Jan-04-05 08:44 PM
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I want Ron. ::: pant, pant ::::
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:52 PM
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3. Hey, just because TANG went into space doesn't make it good either.
Perhaps if you layed down every night with the fear of a system wide shutdown that could leave you drifting in cold space until you were gripped with starvation or madness would make the pillow a little more inviting. Sorry...Rocketman by Elton John is on the radio as I write this.
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:58 PM
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7. As I watched the video replay of my dog monitor I saw
what may be the cause. My dog is having an affair with my pillow, that would explain my morning hair stiffness.
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:52 PM
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4. Must have lost some heat-shielding tiles
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Tue Jan-04-05 08:00 PM
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I think the tiles were seperate, an add-on order and I'm cheap
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:57 PM
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6. reminds me of a line from a movie
"NASA spent millions developing a pen that would write in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did? They used a pencil."
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:59 PM
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Velcro, man what an invention
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Tue Jan-04-05 09:02 PM
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14. Contents may have settled during space travel. Or during a week being
crushed by your raggedy head. :P
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Tue Jan-04-05 09:05 PM
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15. Didn't Neil Armstrong go to live in the Spaceship in the Sky?
I don't think he's going to be interested in your complaints about your pillow.
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