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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:44 PM
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If there's a "Hell" will Benny Hinn be there??????
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 10:48 PM by JanMichael
I thought that scumsuckingpariah was a hasbeen but, believe it or not, I was flippin' through cable and there he was; Interviewing, no "witnessing", with the President of Nigeria! Talkin' all that good news talk about how good, everything, everyone would be if JESUS! was in their life! I guess the 35,000,000 new "saved" folks that his previuos guest (Dieter?) has converted in the last year are doing just PEACHY.

Unfreakingbelievable!!!!

I thought that con man was buried near Orlando years ago! Blowing people over gets you on TV in 2005?

What's next? A duet with Peter Popoff??? Nah. Popoff was selling "holy water" from the Ukraine the last time I saw him...

EDIT: If, I say "IF" because I don't believe for a moment that there's actually a "HELL" (Except of couse for what's coming down the pike here in the good ole' usa), but if there is one I sure as shit HOPE that Benny gets a red hot poker shoved up his sanctimonius ass every second for the rest of eternity...
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:46 PM
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1. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker are back on TV.
:mad:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:47 PM
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2. after the nuclear holocaust, Benny Hinn and cockroaches
will be the only things left. Ok, maybe Jack Van Impe and his freakishly named wife "Rexella"
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:49 PM
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4. Don't forget Pat!
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Boswells_Johnson Donating Member (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:59 PM
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9. I get a kick out of Jack Van Impe
he's full of shit, but he's enthustastic about it!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:16 AM
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16. OMFG
That Rexalla is a real treat....I would imagine that Jack tells her when she can shit too!
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:47 PM
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3. yeah. they studied that tap them on the forehead and the believer
faints crap he does. People told them they didn't feel anything. they just thought they were supposed to fall and did. sometimes he hits people three or four times before someone drags them down.

Charletons go to hell first. Its in the union rules. :evilgrin:
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Boswells_Johnson Donating Member (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:51 PM
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5. You wouldn't believe the number of times I've flipped the channel to him
thinking it was Benny Hill:)
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:54 PM
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6. At least Hill was moderately funny.
And there was little in the way of dishonesty when he ran around chasing skirts. we all KNEW what he was after.

The Hinn guy however is disgustingly immoral.
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Boswells_Johnson Donating Member (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:58 PM
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7. It's hard to understand how people could not see though any of those
guys. The public seems to have problems with the vatican's history of accumulating wealth, but many will throw their money at any old jackoff with a TV show.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 10:58 PM
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8. KICK! Please don't let those British "Comedy" asswipes steal my THUNDER!!!
Crap....
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phaseolus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:55 PM
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10. I thought Popoff was busted by James Randi
...who found the earpiece frequency & publicized it...
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:57 PM
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11. He sure was yet I saw him hawking "holy water" last year on cable.
These fuckers need stakes hammered through them apparently...
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lib_1138 Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:58 PM
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12. I LOVED Benny Hill. The underwear was so risque!! nt
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Undercover Owl Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:20 AM
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17. yay for Benny Hill! Boo for Benny Hinn! nt
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:22 AM
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13. Yes...right next to John Hagee and Paul and Jan Crouch.
:nuke:
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Carson Donating Member (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:07 AM
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14. I despise Benny Hinn and the like. Preying on people's misery
by proclaiming they can heal them. I watched an HBO investigative report on Hinn and others a few years back, and saw a little boy die after being "healed."

The televangelist said the family had a 10-generation curse on them is why the "healing" didn't work. The guy took all the family's savings, as well. Vultures.

I've heard others say that "their faith was lacking" to explain failures. Strange how in the Bible Lazarus was raised from the dead by Jesus. How much faith did Lazarus have at that time?

I'm a Christian, and these so-called "healers" make me ill.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:11 AM
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15. I'm not a fan of Hinn's and I don't buy his faith-healing stuff, but...
he seems pretty harmless and gentle. He's no Falwell or Phelps as far as I've seen.
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