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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:56 AM
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If you cut your sandwiches in half, do you use a vertical or diagonal cut?
I slice my sandwiches diagonally.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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1. diagonal, anyone who cuts vertically is a FREAK!
yeah, i said it :evilgrin:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:58 AM
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Those poor Lounge mods...NOW you've done it!
I hope you know you've just unleashed a blizzard of alerts, mister. :-)
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:58 AM
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8. .
:cry:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:20 AM
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20. you, my dear, mark the exception to the rule
:D
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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2. Diagonal- I like the "club sandwich" look.
I used to pitch a fit as a child if my mother cut my sandwich any other way. I'm now in therapy.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:02 AM
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16. LOL "therapy"
You ain't right, Beast Man.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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3. Usually diagonally
but I don't always cut them in half

:hi:
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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4. Vertical
'Cause that's how my Mommy used to do it when she made my lunch for school.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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5. Diagonal!
You get more that way!

:silly:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:00 AM
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13. Plus, it's easier to cram the whole half into your mouth.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:57 AM
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6. diagonaL
sometimes i fuck up and sLice it the other way and the sandwich just doesn't taste the same.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:58 AM
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7. Diagonally, cuz I like to nibble at the corners before I start to bite.
:evilgrin:
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:58 AM
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9. Don't do that anymore...
...but when I was a kid, it had to be DIAGONAL!
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forgethell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:59 AM
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10. I guess I'm the odd man out.
I slice horizontally.

;-)
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:59 AM
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11. horizontally
Or at least, I used to (I liked the asymmetry). Now I don't usually cut them.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 10:59 AM
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12. Diagonal....
has to be...otherwise, it is just inedible:P
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:01 AM
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14. It depends upon on which portion of the sandwich Daddy the Cat is standing
I like my paw prints to be centered. If he's standing in on a corner of the sandwich, it's diagonal. If he's standing on the side, it's a vertical cut.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:01 AM
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15. I use a Mandelbrot fractal pattern.
Of course, I am still cutting my first sandwich.
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neweurope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:07 AM
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18. ROFL
:yourock:


---------------------

Remember Fallujah!

Bush to The Hague
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:03 AM
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17. On the diagonal
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:19 AM
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19. Diagonally into quarters, like
they do at the diner with the club sandwich.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:25 AM
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21. Finger sandwiches with NO crusts.
3 cuts/4 pieces horizontally.
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.
.
.
No, not REALLY.
God, you guys are SO gullible.
;-)
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David__77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:29 AM
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22. Slightly diagonally.
Interesting subject. A vertical cut I simply cannot understand!
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:31 AM
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23. me too
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