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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:39 PM
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I bet you can't guess what I have in my shed!
Best answer gets a body thump and two high fives.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:41 PM
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1. Well, like me, you're a Chicagoan.....so.........
I'd say.......

A snow blower, a basketball and a box of sidewalk salt.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:00 PM
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34. A Cow and a Lantern?
:-)
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:35 PM
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69. I keep that in the barn.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:37 PM
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70. Not According to the Song
One dark night when we were all in bed,
Mrs' O'Leary put a lantern in the shed
And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said
"They'll be a hot time in the old town tonight."
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:45 PM
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76. This isn't Mrs. O'Leary's funking shed Bucko!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:02 PM
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36. And, Firewood For The Hearth!
Also, we've got all the Christmas decor stored in there. Oh, and the bikes! We have a small garage, and a big shed.
The Professor
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:13 PM
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53. Hearth? You country folk and your hearths.
I keep my firewood where everybody else does. On my neighbors back porch. Now that the boys are big enough to carry a stack, I just send them over a couple of times a week. ;-)
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:17 PM
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57. Your Firewood? Or Your Neighbor's Firewood?
Methinks i suspect theft!
The Professor
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:18 PM
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60. Details.
After I stuff it in my fireplace, it becomes my firewood.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:41 PM
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72. What about your neighbor?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:49 PM
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77. I would never stuff my neighbor in my fireplace......
Even if it was really cold outside.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:51 PM
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79. But, what if he ran out of wood and it was cold outside?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:54 PM
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82. Then I'd chop his shed down.
And use that for firewood.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:57 PM
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87. You are smart! I wish I could be your neighbor... uh wait.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:18 PM
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58. Wouldn't it be funny if that neighbor kept their firewood on...
their neighbor's back porch.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:20 PM
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64. That it wood. That it wood.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:41 PM
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2. it better not be another meth lab dammit
it wasn't enough that you done gone blowed yer bathtub clean outta yer trailer, now wuz it?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 05:23 PM
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90. Mmmmmmmmm...... Meth.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:42 PM
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3. A dead body?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:43 PM
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5. I gave up killing a long time ago.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:44 PM
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9. dookus?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:47 PM
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16. Maybe but I'm not exactly sure what that is.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:49 PM
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20. Sorry, you are probably too new to remember him
He used to post here all the time and then left abruptly.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:50 PM
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25. Damn him...
Let's find him!
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:25 AM
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104. OBL? or maybe the missing weapons of mass destruction?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:26 AM
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105. No weapons at all
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:23 AM
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103. lol.. I miss Dookus
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:42 PM
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4. the bodies
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:01 PM
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35. An industrial sausage press?
Thats gotta be it.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:19 PM
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61. That would hurt.... ouch!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:43 PM
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6. the molotov cocktail???
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:45 PM
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10. Nope, but you better check your shed... heehee.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:44 PM
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7. Need some wood? n/t
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:46 PM
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12. No fireplace, thanks anyway.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:44 PM
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8. Jimmy Hoffa?
:D
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:47 PM
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14. No, but I know where he is....
but I can't tell.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:45 PM
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11. Spread?
:shrug:
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:46 PM
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13. Another Shed, only slightly smaller?
:shrug:
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:48 PM
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18. Come on, what's the point of that?
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:08 PM
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43. You have to have a place to the third shed...
Edited on Wed Jan-05-05 04:23 PM by obreaslan
Which is just a little smaller than the second one. Want to hear about the fourth shed? ;)
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:09 PM
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45. Yeah... I'm curious now!
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:22 PM
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65. The fourth shed...is well...It's best we don't speak of it here...
I will contact you when the time is right. For now, "The turnip is in the brown pot, but only after the first snow" Now go. ;)
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:27 PM
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67. The bums are cooking lasagna at half-past sunrise, out.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:47 PM
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15. 26 bodies
and some cLown make up
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:49 PM
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19. What a wierd combo???!?!??!!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:50 PM
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22. Not if your last name is Gacy.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:52 PM
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30. you just saved me the hassLe of getting that scary pic of him
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:48 PM
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17. any semblance of talent that de bears and da bulls
once had?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. It's been so long....
I don't remember them having talent.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:50 PM
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23. A Vietnamese pot bellied pig deep fat frier
?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:51 PM
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26. Mmmmm.... pot bellied pig.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:50 PM
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24. Moonshine?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:51 PM
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27. Nope, keep that in my desk drawer.
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:51 PM
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28. No idea, but if you build another shed
Will we be able to call you "Two Sheds"?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:52 PM
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29. Hey, two sheds are better than one.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:04 PM
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37. "Now, In This Second Shed, You Would Keep. . ."
"No, i really don't have two sheds! I came to talk about my music!"
The Professor
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:53 PM
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31. A freezer?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:57 PM
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32. Do you know what the temp. is outside?
No one needs a freezer in the shed. What a waste of electric.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:06 PM
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40. Well in TX you do, if you want to keep any large amounts of frozen food.
:shrug:
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:10 PM
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46. True... not in the windy city though...
not this time of year.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 03:58 PM
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33. a head in a tupperware bowl? /nt
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:07 PM
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41. What kind of head?
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:10 PM
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92. a head of lettuce of course/ nt
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:05 PM
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38. A new bike, the varoom, varoom kind.
:D
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:07 PM
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42. I wish... those are sooooo cool!
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gfr4656 Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:05 PM
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39. you're a pimp
you've got a couple of hoes in there don't you
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:08 PM
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44. Ok... that was the funniest one so far.
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gfr4656 Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:10 PM
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47. thanks it was my first post now this is my second
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #47
49. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:12 PM
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51. Sure enough... Welcome to DU! Glad you came!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:13 PM
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54. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:10 PM
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48. The Olsen Twins?
if that isn't it i'm tapped out
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:14 PM
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55. I'd be an idiot if they were in there...
They would be in the bedroom!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:12 PM
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50. Will Pitt, Matcom, Zombywoof and GOPisEvil .... and
some toys.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:12 PM
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52. BULLSHIT!!
those are MY toys! x(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:19 PM
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63. Didn't you learn how to share?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:15 PM
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56. That would stink up the shed, no thanks.
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:18 PM
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59. I know I know..................... oooo oooo - I know!!!!
You have Ann Coulters removable penis!!!!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:25 PM
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66. I want no association! Nuff said!
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:19 PM
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62. My pony? The one I didn't get for Christmas?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:29 PM
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68. He kicked me...
so I shot him before I could get him in there.
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:39 PM
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71. A bumpersticker that says
"My other shed is a shanty"
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:43 PM
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74. No... I have no bumpers on my shed. Sorry.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:42 PM
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73. A cold fusion reactor?
A perpetual motion machine?

The ark of the covenant?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:44 PM
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75. I do pretty well but my shed isn't that big.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:52 PM
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80. Erm, erm....I know!
A neutron star!

No?

How about the missing link?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:55 PM
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83. If I had that, it wouldn't be missing!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:49 PM
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78. It's bigger than a bread box!
Do people still use a bread box?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:53 PM
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81. George W Bush's military records?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:55 PM
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84. No, but I wish I had his head in my shed.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:55 PM
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85. No, but I wish I had his head in my shed.
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:56 PM
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86. Since you are in Chicago...
would it be the Blue's Brother's cop car?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 04:59 PM
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88. It's torn to shit... fell off that bridge in milwaukee. Nope.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 05:09 PM
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89. Bigger than a bread box, smaller than my shed.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 05:51 PM
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91. air?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 08:56 AM
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93. That would be a no!
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 10:40 PM
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101. What, no air? Then a vacuum!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:20 AM
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102. That would be on the outside of the shed.
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:01 AM
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94. Star Jones?
How big is your shed?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:02 AM
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95. Not that big!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:50 AM
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96. My shed is sooooo mysterious!!!!!!!
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:54 AM
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97. Dick Cheney?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 10:12 AM
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99. Wasn't he "Bernie" in the movie "Weekend at Bernie's"?
Nope.
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 09:55 AM
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98. A shrubbery!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-05 10:13 AM
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100. That's rubbish!
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:56 AM
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106. absolutely nothing
you probably don't even have a shed. :-)
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:17 AM
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108. Oh... I have something in my shed...
Just One thing.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:24 AM
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110. a punching bag
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 09:24 AM by buddhamama
covered in photos of the Bush Admin. or a dart board with George's likeness on it.

edited spelling
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:46 AM
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111. I've got a dart board in every room...
With all of the people I can't stand.
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montana_hazeleyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:00 AM
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107. Osama?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:20 AM
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109. Son of a ....
Bitch! I wish. Everyday I would take time out just to fucking torture him. But not too much. I would want him to live a long filled life with torture.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 09:47 AM
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112. A dead deer?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:30 AM
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113. The closest yet..... hmmmm???
put your thinking caps on.
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:31 AM
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114. Bear?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:35 AM
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117. Nooo... that's scary!
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:32 AM
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115. A Live Deer?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:35 AM
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118. Nope!
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:32 AM
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116. A family of rabbits?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:36 AM
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119. Awww, so cute and cuddly! Sorry.
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Done Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:42 AM
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120. Dead or alive?
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:56 AM
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122. You spin me right round baby
right round like a record baby right round round round

:P
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:09 AM
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125. Excellent! Bravo... you have a great voice!
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:08 AM
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123. Not living. Does that answer anything?
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GumboYaYa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:44 AM
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121. America's Integrity...after watching the Gonzales hearings
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:22 AM by GumboYaYa
I know for a fact that it is not in D.C.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:08 AM
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124. Ya got that right!
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Done Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:19 AM
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126. Is it Santa and his Reindeer?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:43 AM
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127. No, lemme help. Not living, bigger than a bread box...
I didn't kill it. Let's work with that.
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:45 AM
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128. black widows
That's what I used to have when I had a shed.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:50 AM
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129. Yuck, I hope not!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:06 PM
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130. The George W. Bush guide to propah pranunsheashun
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 12:09 PM by nytemare
The copy you couldn't sell at a garage sale?? :)
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:08 PM
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131. No, but when I was a Genie I had someone become....
Dubya's personal "quick make up a definition for this word" guy.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:10 PM
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132. LOL n/t
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:11 PM
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133. Yeah, it was a fun lil thread.
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revree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:14 PM
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134. JIMMY HOFFA?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:21 PM
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135. POST #8
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:23 PM
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136. Trent Lott's real hair?
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:26 PM
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137. No, thank you please come again.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:27 PM
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138. The inside of a shed? n/t
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:31 PM
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139. Yes, can you guess what's in it?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:37 PM
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141. I did, "the inside of a shed" heheh --- no, wait! Air! -um.. a collection
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 12:39 PM by qnr
of 78 RPM SP records?
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:35 PM
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140. Your stuffed dog?
:hi:
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:44 PM
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142. And the winner of guess what's in my shed is.... drum roll....
motley36 CONGRATS, here you go...

body thump and two high fives :toast:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:47 PM
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143. Just don't tell anyone I cheated
nudge nudge wink wink

:P
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 12:49 PM
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144. You didn't cheat!
nudge nudge wink wink
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 01:49 PM
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145. A what!!!! Next question is why.
You're weirder than me. I keep mine in the freezer.
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 01:52 PM
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146. That's why I had him stuffed, I had food to put in the freezer.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 08:42 PM
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149. you don't werk hard to put food on your family you demoncrat?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 02:06 PM
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147. I bet I can you freaking pervert
nt
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 02:11 PM
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148. I don't think you can!
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