For the man who depends on Depends . . . of all CAPTIONs!!!

W. is making up a song in his head:

"Hot damn, here I am!
Man on the definite move, you bet.
Gonna fetch the sky and brand it.
Gonna plumb the depth and scan it.
Gonna click my heels against the ravages of time.
They ain't mine, no they ain't mine
'cause I'm immune. Man on the move,
you freakin' bet, that's what I am!"

Cocaine my friend, thank you for your help in these troubled times

DubleYou just wrote me with the following:

"That wasn't even the slightest bit funny. What do you do for a living, anyway. I could find out if I wanted. But to be fair, you gotta post my caption for this picture for me. I'd do it, but there are people watching me. (Unlike you I might well say in turn!) Ha. And So there. Etc. Here's my brilliant caption:"

and attached was the following:



"Our young hero warrior king Mr. President is thinking: 'How can I make the world a better place for everybody where we all get along and nobody likes weapons of mass destruction or communism or terrorism and everybody will be friends and, hey, if they want to elect me as first almighty king of the world, well who am I to stop them . . .? But seriously, I'd like to solve everybody's problems if they'd just get a job or learn how to inherit a lot of money, and this could be a great world and a great country beaconing it like the blight upon the hill or something."

then he adds:

"If you're fair, you gotta post it. And I got my eye on you guys!!! All you so-called funny guys with your captions and stuff. Ha. Ha. You might be laughing out the back side of your mouth someday . . . SOON. So there."

I've got a Mayor from Knoxville that I'm'a meeting ...

got the essence of the photo! Deft.

:toast:

Pickles has gone to Europe... I just wish she'd spend time here polishing *'s image.

Mrs. Bush Heads to Europe to Polish U.S. Image
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=politicsNews&storyID=3519110

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"IT'S RAININ' MEN
HALLELUJAH IT'S RAININ MEN!"

Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Dick or a Karl (no Karl)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Taxpayer's Pocket. *$*$*$*Probably Your Pocket!

:bounce:

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

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