Sesame Street question : I know this is weird but I gotta know...

Darth_Kitten

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:54 PM
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Sesame Street question : I know this is weird but I gotta know...

did they really kill off Bert?? :( Seriously....did they really?

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cheezus

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:55 PM
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1. wtf?

well, Ernie did seem like the jealous type, so I guess it's possible

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7th_Sephiroth

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:55 PM
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2. twas ashkrofts last order

kill either bert or ernie to stop indoctronating children into homosexuality

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:58 PM
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3. he choked to death on a donut.

at least that's what it's sposed to look like.... :tinfoilhat:

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Darth_Kitten

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:00 PM
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6. Am I gullible?

someone told me he got "hit by a bus" on Sesame Street. :(

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htuttle

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:59 PM
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4. Bert was evil

Rumor about his death are greatly exaggerated, as far as I know.

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Cyndee_Lou_Who

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:04 PM
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9. Don't forget the Jimmy Swaggart Connection!

This is a photo of Bert and our favorite televangelist Jimmy Swagart caught in the act "Doing the Pigeon". Taken back in 1987, this shot was long withheld from the public to protect the Children's Television Workshop. It was recently sent to us by Jim Bakker.

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democracyindanger

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Thu Jan-06-05 06:59 PM
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5. He left to produce

porn in the Valley.

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Darth_Kitten

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:00 PM
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7. LOL

that's sick. :)

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democracyindanger

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:03 PM
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8. You think that's sick,

you should see the movies. :D

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Zenlitened

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:05 PM
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10. Bert's in Gitmo...

... for his work with Osama bin Laden.

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central scrutinizer

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Thu Jan-06-05 07:05 PM
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11. It's because of his support of Osama bin Laden

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they were photographed together in one of OBL's caves.

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