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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 01:55 PM
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The Mayberry Machiavelli of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Mon Sep-29-03 02:54 PM by skip fox


Karl is thinking: "Start a war? Check. Cut Karen at the knees? Check. Steal the California Governor's seat? In process. Steal Texas for the GOP? Ditto. Tear Andi a new one? Check. Drop a stinker on Wilson? Check. . . . Geez. This is so easy, it's getting boring."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 01:59 PM
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1. When he had conquered the known world, Alexander wept...
...argh, I forget the rest - from "Patton"...
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Girlfriday Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:06 PM
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4. For there were no more worlds to conquer
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:10 PM
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5. I thought it was something like that. Thanks!
Alergies have clouded my thinking today. :-)
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 01:59 PM
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2. I'm fucked, totally fucked, and that idiot is gonna go scot-free
because when he says that he had no idea what I was doing, every one will believe him. I am fucked.
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:00 PM
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3. Monsters, Inc.
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:18 PM
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6. Good one.
I like.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:25 PM
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7. Mem'ries light the corners of my mind, Misty water colored mem'ries
of the way we were

Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were.

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we, could we

Mem'ries may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember we simply choose to forget
So it's the (s)laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember the way we were.

The way we were.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:28 PM
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8. "Oh shit! Now *I* am noted in the building!"
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:34 PM
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9. Fuzzy Wrath.
.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:34 PM
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10. "Cook! Where's my hassenpfeffer?!" (n/t)
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:53 PM
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11. Gotta keep an eye on that boy...
.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 02:59 PM
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12. "OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!"
Ruh Roh!! Looks like someone's on his way to the l'abattoir!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-03 03:49 PM
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13. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.
As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:
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