I don't know why I'm sad about this, but...Brad and Jennifer are splitting

RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:31 AM
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I don't know why I'm sad about this, but...Brad and Jennifer are splitting

up. Just heard it on the news.

I have never EVER card about this shit, and I hate that I have to hear about it, but for whatever reason, I have to admit: Pitt and Aniston breaking up is making me sad.

Somebody shoot me in the fuckin' head, please.

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Cadence

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:33 AM
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1. What news did you hear it on?

Are you sure it's true or one of those things they make up because she was photographed once not wearing her wedding ring?

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RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:37 AM
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No, it's serious.

Just heard it on Channel 7 in Chicago. I'm such a pud for caring.

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Cadence

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:40 AM
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9. Holy shit! I just searched and it is true!

Wow that really, really sucks. Now I'm really bummed. I guess I'm pud number two for caring.

I really thought they were going to make it. Man, life sucks! Now there's no hope for me!!

But on the upside you can heretofor call me "number two" :D

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democracyindanger

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:35 AM
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2. They split up? COWARDS! I'm leaving the party!

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RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:36 AM
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4. Now that was funny.

You just made me laugh...and for that, I'm going to kill you last. (Gratuitous Ahnuld reference)

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gardenista

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:36 AM
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3. Yeah, bummed me out too.

Pitt and his manager, Brad Gray also went separate ways this week. My husband thinks he knows why this is all happening to Brad Pitt.

He smells bad.

(Sorry, it seemed funny at the time.)

I feel the same way. They seemed like they didn't take it all too seriously, and like they were really having fun with each other. Good, solid liberals, at that.

Hope they work it out.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:38 AM
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6. I'm sad they're breaking up, because I wanted to see what their kids would

look like! Could you image... they would be too pretty to look at!

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RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:42 AM
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10. I DESPISE celebrity worship....

I drive my wife crazy because she has to listen to me rant all the time when we go out to the supermarket and pass a copy of "People" or "TV Guide......"

But tonight, I switch on the TV, the announcer says Pitt and Aniston are splitting, and I go "OHHHH NOOO!!!!!" without even thinking about WHY I care.

This sucks.

Maybe it's because they lasted longer than most Hollywood couples. Maybe I was hoping two of these worthless fevered egos would go the distance....WAaaaaaaah.

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gardenista

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:43 AM
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12. I was thinking that, too.

Maybe it was meant not to be. The world could not take it!

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Bouncy Ball

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:37 AM
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5. Oh dear Lord

here, back against this wall. Stand real still, my aim isn't what it used to be.

BLAM!

There, I grazed your scalp. Just enough pain to jerk you back into the land of reality.

Whew. That was a close one.

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RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:39 AM
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7. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrPOW!!!!!!! Phew! Thanks....

Man, that sucked.

NOW! Who wants to get into a flamewar about Sonic Youth?

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Bouncy Ball

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:40 AM
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8. I'm too cool to even know who they are.

So there.

(God bless, caring about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston's marriage. What's wrong with you? Have you been watching Entertainment Tonight again?)

;-)

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givemebackmycountry

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:42 AM
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11. Well she should have split

MY guess is that she sat through that wretched turd "TROY" and she thought "whoo man...I'm married to Bennifer" and she bailed.

Who can blame her?

And really...

Who gives a rats ass?

At least they are going to be good "friends".

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RandomKoolzip

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Sat Jan-08-05 02:45 AM
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13. Exactly...anyone who reads my posts knows I'm the LAST person

who'd give half a shit.

Maybe I'm just emotionally vulnerable right now. Maybe I'm just a big pathetic monkey boy.

I bet the freepers are really happy to read this.

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tigereye

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Sat Jan-08-05 04:33 PM
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16. cuz you're such a softie, RKZ

( I promise not to tell anyone.) :)

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MADem

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:15 AM
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14. She does not seem to be in a hurry to have kids

...and he wants them...so the gossip columnists say.

Maybe it's because she's afraid the kid would have looked like Telly Savalas in diapers (her late godfather). She had a helluva nose job, so who knows!

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zann725

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:56 AM
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15. I do hope they had a "prenup" agreement...

Given the millions both earn (plus her residuals from "Friends" alone), plus they recently bought a $12 Mill house...I'm trying to figure how all that would 'split'...plus lawyer's fees?!

Also, when you think about it, she was almost never home the first 3 years they were married...working 15 hour days (filming "Friends" and several features during hiatus). The last six months they probably finally got to spend time alone. That'll do it every time!

Still, I don't mean to be flippant. Divorce is tough for anyone... no matter how much fame or money...I suppose?

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