If George W. Bush had starred in Die Hard instead of Bruce Willis

Bush_Eats_Beef

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Sat Jan-08-05 10:54 AM
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Poll question: If George W. Bush had starred in Die Hard instead of Bruce Willis

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Prodemsouth

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:01 AM
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1. Just about all of the above. And to think these idiot Americanos think

this shit and his ilk are really like Bruce Willis.

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baldguy

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:21 AM
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2. He would have valiently fought off the terra-ists.

After all, they were there to steal the money HE wanted to take!

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durablend

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:30 AM
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3. Nakatomi Plaza would be a pile of rubble

And they'd either blame the liburuls or (specifically) Clinton's penis for causing it.

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underpants

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:39 AM
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4. W would have called his butler to bring him his shoes

:bounce:

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barb162

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:40 AM
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5. he would have fallen off the building 1/3 of the way through the

movie and the limo driver and cop would have saved the day

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lpbk2713

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Sat Jan-08-05 11:49 AM
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6. He would have scurried for a hole to hide in

like a scared rabbit. Then he would have hung around conspicuously waiting for photo-ops with firemen.

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pbartch

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:40 PM
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7. I voted on Bush would have played the coke sniffing weasel who was iced by

Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 03:40 PM by pbartch

the terrorists..........

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mcscajun

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:51 PM
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8. He'd have never gotten past the broken glass...

...and would have bled to death, high atop the city.

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DS1

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Sat Jan-08-05 03:58 PM
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9. Gotta go further back in the movie...

Bush would have been flying first class, so he would have never talked to the dude who gave him the tips on the toe-curl massage, so he wouldn't have had a reason to pause for a few moments in his room (save for cleaning out the micro-bar), and would've been at the party and become just another chump hostage.

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