Men - Would you dump Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie?

Assuming she's the reason for Brad & Jen's break up.

And I'm a straight woman! :silly:

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You're a funny guy, Richardo!

please explain

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sorry

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Jen is just .... rowrr!

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I knew her cousins in college (Jon Voight's brother's girls).

Both had voluptuous figures and the same Angelina Jolie big lips (and this was before college girls were getting much work done aside from nose jobs).

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Just pure bland milquetoast looks and personality. I think that is why she is appealing to people. She seems attainable.

I don't get the obsession here with her.

Look at Rose McGowan, folks. Or, say- hell, just about anyone's better than Aniston.

She seems like the girl next door. Which is nice... but not great.

Ever read an interview with her? She's freakin' bananas.

for a lot of actresses or celebrities.

Then you have to change your phone number and find a new place to hang out for about a month.

R O F L M F A O

I may be going to Hell in a bucket, baby...
But at least I'm enjoying the ride!!!

I guess I need to spend more time looking at the magazines in the check out aisle of the grocery store! :shrug:

Sez a lot about what people consider important news.

The ***LEAD*** story? Are you shitting me?

Seriously, neither of them do a thing for me.

And Jennifer, well as Clinton said, there's just no THERE there.

Jennifer Anniston is tasty!

like a two bit crackwhore,jennifer on the other hand exudes class

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Come on now!

But if I had to choose one over the other, and I was single, I'd take Angelina. I try first to have both...at once...oh yeah...

I'm a pig.

And I must admit that thought crossed my mind as well.

and came out and admitted she was bisexual. Then I think it settled out of court.

I'm also a straight woman. And I'd also be all over Angelina like a cheap suit. She looks.........yummy. :P

Angelina is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!! I'd do her.

the producer of her new project... and i must say, she picks her peopLe as hot as her.

strange side note: the producer was gaga over angeLina, and was extremeLy excited she once shat on angeLina's private toiLet.

You meet the most interesting people!! LOL

i met you. :P

FLattery wiLL get you everywhere! LOL

:P

TeLL me more! LOL

if i start spiLLing my fantasies of you.

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I should only have problems like this.

Maybe it would have changed my attitude about waking up this morning to another Monday in the hell that is my life.:eyes: :7

hot as hell. I also like the charity work she's done, just look at her record of humanitarian efforts in Cambodia, etc.

Yup, Jolie is my pick :)

apparantly slutty women still a huge threat to masculinity

in interviews I've seen an read I believe like me she tries to hide being genuinely caring and mushy.

That's an interesting perspective.

So he will be as pure as the innocent creature he eventually marries.

of her not being a virgin. I think for him its an issue of who she was with. I think he thinks Billy Bob is a bit.... (how can I say this...?).... icky.

Because he's thinking more about Billy Bob than Angelina?

kind of anti-woman to me

Angelina reminds me of the wild wimmin I hung out with in college-- they were a lot of fun, but were not the type to settle down with. Jen, OTOH, reminds me of the type who went to college to get their Mrs. A nice, sweet girl, but not much excitement.

Brain hurt, too much thinking on Monday morning...

I was wondering if anyone was going to take into consideration that Angelina is MUCH MORE than a body and face. She is a benevolent human who is in touch with the world around her.

I agree--consider who she is! Just on her activism, she is an attractive person.

people who have met her say she comes off as really thankful and appreciative and is just a really nice person.

IMO Angelina is gorgeous, while Jen is average. Brad and Jen did seem to be one of the few celeb couples that worked out, and the breakup was surprising.

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for Angelina Jolie? Are you fucking nuts??

AJ needs a bag over her head; otherwise she's not bad at all. But she's not Jennifer Anniston.

I don't think Aniston is ugly or anything, but I find her very overrated. She's always seemed more the average/cute/girl next door type than someone amazing. On the other hand, Angelina is just WOW! I also think she (AJ) has grown a lot as a person over the last few years (adopting the Cambodian orphan, charitable works, donations, etc), which makes her even more attractive.

different strokes. You can have her with my blessing.

... this one is easy :)

The choice is between a girl-next-door type and an exotic beauty with well-known kinky tendencies.

I'm gonna have to go with the latter, in a heartbeat :evilgrin:

If any woman would turn me straight, it would have to be her.

Jennifer? "She's cute and all, but she's not like Calvin Klein. He's such a Dream!" Lorraine McFly

What does that tell you about that family?

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They're young, but were rather mesmerized yesterday watching Tomb Raider. My three year kept saying, "I want to see the boobie lady." My 9 year old said, "Yeah, and she kicks butt too."

Even if they would give me the time of day if I bought them a Rolex, which they would not. Let me apologize from the start for using Star Jones as an example of a woman who is much less attractive than Jolie or Aniston. My tastes are not universal. Of course, I pursue particular women because I think they are attractive, but in practice that has meant a wide range. Naturally, if you get dumped, you want to "step-up" just to get back at your ex, but the idea of dumping someone to "step-up" I find deeply offensive. Then again, so if the term "dumping". I have never dumped anyone, but I did tell one woman that I did not think the relationship was working, or would work. Maybe that is just another way of saying "you are dumped", but my attitude was different.

I remember Aniston making some comments about Bush - she was really ripping on him.

That said, I agree about Jolie. She's a lot hotter.

should Miss Jolie stop by and read this thread...

Jolie is hotter, but kinda crazy. I'd be worried about her having STDs...maybe gettin them from Billy Bob (he really was hilarious in Bad Santa)...

And plus wasn't Jolie frenching her brother once? Ewww....That's pretty nasty.

If I sat down and thought about it, Angelina is a better fit for Brad from the little I know about all of them. Jennifer seems like she'd be the one that'd be mom material though, which is sad considering.

I think the separation is a mutual decision,btw, hence the joint statement.

Btw, I'm a hetero chick....just wanted to play too.

would you dump Brad Pitt for Ben Affleck, Johhny Depp, or Will Pitt?

And the fact that he likes kids is cool (I have one). The most adorable thing was seeing him talk to his sister and lick the spoon in Meet Joe Black. And he just visited Africa, smiles a lot...

Affleck seems very Jen Anistonish--they'd make a good couple IMO.

Johnny Depp is damn hot, but I wonder if he'd be too serious and artsy for my tastes. Yes, even though he did Pirates and Willy Wonka.

That is my concern for WillPitt as well. He is also abrasive at times. Though, he's cute, and I could actually cross paths with him. So that places him at #2 in this list, interestingly.

Brad isn't my ideal man, but of the choices that's who I'd go with!

the question is.... why would you drop a guy that hot?

I guess I would go to Johnny Depp.
He looks like a good time

n/t

In this star obsessed society of ours, the best kept secret is that there are literally millions of men and women out there who are not only as good, if not better looking than the Hollywood star, but they are also much more real people than those found in the tabloids.

Drop your gaze from the star studded galaxy of Hollywood, and look around you. You will probably find somebody who will fulfill your wildest dreams of Hollywood beauty, and is a much nicer person to boot.

but as far as eye candy goes, Miss Jolie is indeed a hottie.

/feet firmly on the ground...

When it rains.

I work at a place that has about 150 employees, fairly equal mix of men and women. And there are 9 women here that are as good looking as Aniston and Jolie, and probably about the same number of men who are as good looking as Pitt. I think that this percentage is fairly consistent, so that means that there are literally millions of good looking people around us. Yet our society insists are building up "stars" to an unattainable level. It has just always boggled my mind. But I suppose that's just me.

is what makes them safe to look at. My wife doesn't mind that I think Jolie is a hottie, because there's zero chance that I would chase after her, much less catch her. But if I started thinking, say, that one of my co-workers was a hottie, she'd cap my ass in my sleep.

/Mrs DNR took the "till death do us part" segment of the wedding vows VERY seriously

which I wouldn't :P

probably make life a living hell after awhile, but it would be fun getting to that point.:evilgrin:

Sorry, but there's no way I'm touching anything Billy Bob Thornton has had his dick, finger, or any other part of his body inside of.

And I'd be ALL OVER Angelina Jolie like white on rice.

If you're into that sort of thing.

But neither is my brand. At least Aniston has shown she can act, so I've got some suspicion that there's more to her than Jolie. But still...

and although he himself would never do such a thing, he could see why it happened.

But he still said it was wrong.. we have been married a long time, he knows all the right things to say, I know half of them are BS :) I love him for it though!

Hey, even I think Angelina is hot

I think this will end up being the story, that sexy Angelina stole Brad from sweet innocent little Jennifer... which will be unfortunate.

I would go for Angelina in a heartbeat.

Also as I straight man, I'm pretty sure Brad Pitt could turn me. The poster above who says that there are several men in her work place as good looking as Brad does one of two things. Proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or lies their ass off.

I'd stick with adorable Jen.

never did anything for me at all. Angelina totally rocks though. Hot for her ever since I saw "hackers". Totally hot computer geek chick! definitely my type.