Post something extremely dull about farts.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:38 PM
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Post something extremely dull about farts.
You can't do it, can you???:D:D:D
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:41 PM
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1. Sometimes they don't even make a sound
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:45 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:47 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:47 PM
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3. They're composed of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane
Also trace amounts of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptan.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:49 PM
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8. Thats pretty dull, especially when it doesn't make a sound
With all that gas and all you'd think it would make a sound. I'm not surprised that they smell bad though. But not mine of course.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:47 PM
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5. Some people are trying to eat.....
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:50 PM
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9. opps, Sorry! Brrrrrupppppht.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:57 PM
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:47 PM
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6. Beans contain a lot of the trisaccharide raffinose.
While humans can't digest raffinose, the normal flora of the digestive tract can, producing methane gas which is released as flatulence. Boring enough for ya?
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:48 PM
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7. Dogs have grown tired over years of their masters' scapegoating.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:54 PM
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12. My dog is quite guilty all on his own
when Jake gets up and leaves the room because HE can't stand the stink, you know to get the hell out. I swear I've seen little green clouds around him just before THE SMELL FROM HELL.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:52 PM
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10. Help, I'm cracking myself up, gotta get out of here.
its smelling a little funny anyway. Bye. I'll be back. I can't resist.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:54 PM
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11. They're highly flammable, and I have the singed knuckles to prove it.
I apologize for any gross mental pictures that may have induced.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:55 PM
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13. i tried to dutch oven someone once, but they were asleep. oh well...
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Mon Jan-10-05 02:28 PM
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Bodily function thread. amandae DU Moderator
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