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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:43 PM
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Poll question: Best song about a Jew:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:44 PM
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1. I pick "Heaven on Their Minds" or anything else referring
to Jesus on that album. :)
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 PM
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2. Dude, no "Hannukah song?"
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:52 PM
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10. Technicality - it's about a holiday, not a Jew. n/t
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 PM
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3. Remember Two Live Crew?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 PM
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6. OY, It's So Humid!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:47 PM
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7. "It's like a sauna in hyeah"
:D
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:52 PM
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25. Are you spritsing all over the place?
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:36 PM
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19. get thier disco album now !!!!!
it is Hershal & Morty at thier best and as they say " We started the Discoy Craze"
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 PM
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4. "Poppa, Can You Hear Me"
Sung by a fabulous Jew herself. :-)

T
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 PM
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5. Angels We Have Heard on High
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:47 PM
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8. Jesus Christ, Superstar!
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:24 PM
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14. What he said (nt)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:47 PM
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9. or maybe: How Shlomo Got His Dreidl On!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:21 PM
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13. Is that real? n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:42 PM
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21. No, I just made it up
But it sounds good, don't it?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:43 PM
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22. Had ME fooled.
Which I'll admit, says little.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:53 PM
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11. I am locking this as inflammatory....
Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 09:11 PM by rasputin1952
I am positive it will go no where but downhill.

Thank you for your understanding.

In retrospect: I am unlocking this thread. There have been no obvious rules broken, and in the sphere of common decency and fairness, I feel that this thread should continue.

Please, Let's not see this go downhill...:)

Thanks,

Ras
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:12 PM
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12. Kick since this been unlocked...
:kick:....:)
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:26 PM
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15. Jewish Princess by Zappa?
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:28 PM
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16. Jesus Loves Me, This I Know ..
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:31 PM
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17. Groucho's "The Toronto Song"
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:35 PM
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18. Story of Isaac ...by Leonard Cohen
The door it opened slowly,
my father he came in,was nine years old.
And he stood so tall above me,
his blue eyes they were shining
and his voice was very cold.
He said, "I've had a vision
and you know I'm strong and holy,
I must do what I've been told."
So he started up the mountain,
I was running, he was walking,
and his axe was made of gold.

Well, the trees they got much smaller,
the lake a lady's mirror,
we stopped to drink some wine.
Then he threw the bottle over.
Broke a minute later
and he put his hand on mine.
Thought I saw an eagle
but it might have been a vulture,
I never could decide.
Then my father built an altar,
he looked once behind his shoulder,
he knew I would not hide.

You who build these altars now
to sacrifice these children,
you must not do it anymore.
A scheme is not a vision
and you never have been tempted
by a demon or a god.
You who stand above them now,
your hatchets blunt and bloody,
you were not there before,
when I lay upon a mountain
and my father's hand was trembling
with the beauty of the word.

And if you call me brother now,
forgive me if I inquire,
"Just according to whose plan?"
When it all comes down to dust
I will kill you if I must,
I will help you if I can.
When it all comes down to dust
I will help you if I must,
I will kill you if I can.
And mercy on our uniform,
man of peace or man of war,
the peacock spreads his fan.
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:55 PM
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27. Gods but I love Cohen.....
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:37 PM
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20. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi ???
How you doin' Bernie?
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bobbobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:46 PM
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23. Borat had a nice little ditty
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:46 PM
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24. My brother wrote a song once and it was called "The Rabbi, The Mohel,
Bob Dylan and Me. :)
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:53 PM
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26. Jesus Christ Superstar
Voice of Judas
Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand
You'd have managed better
If you'd had it planned
Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?

If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
Don't you get me wrong.................................
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:10 PM
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28. I'm still gonna go with Capn Sunshine: the Hannukah Song
As sure as my name is David and I'm clipped.
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:40 PM
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29. This Jew sez: "Matchmaker, Matchmaker"
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:42 PM
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30. How about Duran Duran's "A Jew To A Kill?"
:evilgrin:
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:53 PM
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31. Funny Girl was about Fanny Brice...n/t
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tcfrogs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:54 PM
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32. Locking
anti-semetic...
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:55 PM
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33. AGAIN?
Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! :cry:
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:57 PM
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34. Jesus is just allright
The Doobie Brothers

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend; Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; Led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:26 AM
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35. David Bowie's "Song For Bob Dylan"
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:28 AM
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36. Bonita Applebaum by Tribe Called Quest.
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gfr4656 Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:33 AM
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37. in the new play spamalot
by eric idle. forgot what its called(i think its "we need a jew")
it is hi-larious
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:36 AM
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38. How about "Ride 'em, Jewboy" by Kinky Friedman?
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