How big an old boy are ya? - Democratic Underground

Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:32 PM
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How big an old boy are ya?

I'm 'bout to open up a 55 gallon barrel of whoopass on you!

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Carson

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:33 PM
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1. I'll put on pop knot on your head big enough to have it's own zipcode!

Good ol' Roy D. Mercer.

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:34 PM
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3. I'll make yer eye swell up 'n you'll look like Popeye!

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Carson

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:36 PM
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5. I'll mop the floor with ya, and then whup your ass fer not gettin' in the

corners.

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Left Is Write

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:33 PM
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2. I'm actually a rather small woman.

But I could kick some butt.

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cdsilv

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:35 PM
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4. Ah'll scab yo' head wif a rock....

..Sut Lovingood.

Props to anyone who can tell me who wrote that!

(I've got the book!)

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:36 PM
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6. I've always wanted that

I always wanted a small woman to kick my butt. At least that way, a woman would be paying attention to me.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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shesemsmom

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:38 PM
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7. If left is write can't handle you alone

I think I can help

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:41 PM
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8. Please and thank you

;)

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shesemsmom

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:49 PM
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9. Your welcome

anytime

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Floogeldy

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:53 PM
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10. I promise not to fight back

What are you doing next Tuesday?

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shesemsmom

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Wed Jan-12-05 10:54 PM
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11. You can't get that lucky babe. It took a wild man to tame me,

and even he has trouble at times

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