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Nomad559

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:41 AM
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Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle

Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle

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A jilted woman has admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

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jonnyblitz

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:42 AM
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1. **wince** n/t

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:43 AM
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2. ouch, but you're late

I think matcom had it yesterday or the day before.

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NoPasaran

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:43 AM
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3. That's GOTTA hurt n/t

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Historic NY

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:45 AM
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4. Love hurts.........................!!!!!!!!! n/t

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shesemsmom

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:50 AM
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5. Whar troubles me is

the guy continued to see the woman

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KurtNYC

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:51 AM
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6. OMG - a different version

Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.

http://talk.workunlimited.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:51 AM
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7. That's OK, I was just getting ready to cross my legs anyway.

OUCH!

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rainbow4321

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:53 AM
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8. Noisy lovemaking no cause for eviction

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SWEDEN_NOISY_LOVEMAKING?SITE=TXSAE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Noisy lovemaking is no cause for eviction - so long as it's done in the daytime, a Swedish landlord said Thursday.

The Tunabyggen housing company in Borlaenge, 137 miles northwest of Stockholm, made the decision after the neighbors of one amorous couple complained about their afternoon delights.

But the company, which runs the block of apartments, said lovemaking is part of normal family life and not grounds for eviction.

Indeed, it's the law. Under the Swedish Housing Act, neighbors are not to be disturbed by loud noises - be it music, television or love making in the evening. But that law also guarantees the right of tenants to a normal family life, too

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bloodyjack

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:54 AM
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9. Wow, she must be very testy

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greyfox

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:56 AM
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10. THAT's a dead woman walking n/t

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BurtWorm

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:09 AM
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11. Nothing says ex-love like partial dismemberment.

:hi:

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Strawman

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:38 AM
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12. what a ball buster n/t

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