You know a song is going to be bad when...

Magrittes Pipe

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:50 AM
Original message

You know a song is going to be bad when...

The first thing you hear is a saxophone; and you're NOT listening to jazz. :scared:

Post your 'favorites'.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SCDem

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:52 AM
Response to Original message

1. Before the song starts you here "is one of the top 40"

All the top selling music seems to be kiddie pop crap fueled by young kids with a disposable income. Not all is bad but most is.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ProfessorGAC

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:53 AM
Response to Original message

2. Your Choice Is Excellent. Also, . . .

. . .if Dianne Warren wrote the song. Or if Celine Dion is the singer. That just CAN'T be good.
The Professor

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Richardo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
Response to Original message

3. You hear first: "Ladies and gentlemen: Celine Dion!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Richardo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
Response to Reply #3

4. Crap! Scooped by the Professor!

Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 10:58 AM by Richardo

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

sniffa

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
Response to Original message

5. the band pLays the wrong song

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Wickerman

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:55 AM
Response to Original message

6. The DJ says, ok kids,please stop calling for this one, hear it is...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

livinginphotographs

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:55 AM
Response to Original message

7. When the first thing they do is announce the name of the band members.

"So-and-so on guitar!" (sound of somebody totally wailing on their axe)

"So-and-so on bass!" (sound of the dreaded slap-bass)

"So-and-so on drums!" (sound of a drummer trying to make up for his small penis with long drum solos)

You get the idea.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SemiCharmedQuark

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:57 AM
Response to Original message

8. One of the first three words is "Baby"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

underpants

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:58 AM
Response to Original message

9. Does that include "Baker Street"?

Normally I would agree with you about saxophones (especially when there obviously should be a guitar in there) but I love that song "Baker Street"

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foo-fighters/54718.html

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ChavezSpeakstheTruth

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:59 AM
Response to Original message

10. Mirror in the Bathroom by The English Beat

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

underpants

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 10:59 AM
Response to Original message

11. It is preceded by "The song stylings of..........."

Leave the Holiday Inn NOW!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SemiCharmedQuark

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Jan-13-05 11:01 AM
Response to Original message

12. It has an "electric piano" in it.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Tue Apr 30th 2024, 07:28 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.