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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:42 PM
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A Freeper joke (this is real)
To: Tarpaulin
I can just picture it now;

Good guy: "Why don't you people at least take a shower!"

Lefty #1: "What's a shower?"

Lefty #2: "How do I know, I'm not a Republican."



29 posted on 01/12/2005 3:39:58 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Don't get eliminated!" - MXC)
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:45 PM
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1. Ever noticed how Republican comedians aren't funny?
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:45 PM
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2. A new series idea: Tales of the Humor-Impaired.
This sounds like the pitch meeting.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:47 PM
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3. This sounds like a sad cry for help
Somebody needs an emotional rescue
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:47 PM
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4. Cause only Republicans shower, right?
I guess they have to keep the blood off their hands somehow.

:D
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:49 PM
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5. See - now THAT was good.
:7
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:51 PM
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10. Thanks. I came up with it myself.
O8)
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:49 PM
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6. What do you call a tour bus full of republicans going off a cliff?
Damned good start.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:52 PM
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11. 4 Republicans drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What's the tragedy?
Wait for it....


A little more....


A Cadillac can hold 6.
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paula777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:49 PM
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7. Shouldn't this be in the "bore me - I dare you" thread?
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:49 PM
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8. I think that one was from a 2 year old
pretty funny. :eyes:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:50 PM
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9. It's not a patch on Pauly Shore or Carrot Top, but....
Damn, that shit's funny!
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:53 PM
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12. Why does Republican humor always read like a 1930's political cartoon?
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:54 PM
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13. You missed a word. They were talking about "Golden showers"
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:56 PM
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14. ill-conceived and flat.
Another unfunny Republican. Their "comedy" always seems to lack real wit, insight and plain old sense.
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