Words that sound dirty to you, even though they aren't? I'll start

GreenPartyVoter

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:11 PM
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Words that sound dirty to you, even though they aren't? I'll start

Scrod

Clavicle

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:13 PM
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1. strumpet

oh wait - that IS dirty :D

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:13 PM
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2. Uvula

Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 06:15 PM by Zenlitened

Edited to add:

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:13 PM
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3. Self delete

Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 06:15 PM by LibDemAlways

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:14 PM
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4. puck

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:16 PM
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5. poot?

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:18 PM
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6. "Potted Meat Sandwich"

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:21 PM
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7. Bunghole n/t

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:19 PM
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37. Bunghole is a gardening term, right?

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Thu Jan-13-05 11:43 PM
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45. It's the role in a rum barrel

# The hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:21 PM
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8. folk

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:24 PM
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9. Uranus

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:25 PM
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10. Mee-krob

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:34 PM
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11. Mike

Hunt

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:37 PM
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12. titillate

:bounce: :bounce:

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:38 PM
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13. alabaster

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:38 PM
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14. angina

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:38 PM
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15. Locking.

There is no fun allowed in the lounge.

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:40 PM
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18. Locking does sound dirty.

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:39 PM
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16. Urethra Franklin

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no name no slogan

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:08 PM
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57. Willa Catheter (nt)

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Hubert Flottz

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:39 PM
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17. Bilbo!

Baggins

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:41 PM
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19. Frigate torque

Piscatorial!

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:44 PM
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20. You Dirty Motor Scooter

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:47 PM
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21. Creamed Corn

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Thu Jan-13-05 06:53 PM
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22. Perturbed

Also peeved, bucolic, ululate, and, of course, titillate!

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Thu Jan-13-05 07:08 PM
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23. Pierced Septum

or cochlear implant

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Thu Jan-13-05 07:12 PM
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24. Wankel Rotary Engine

Shoe

Megaphone

Grunties

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:19 PM
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36. Now lesson two, noises.

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds. Listen to this if you can.

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Thu Jan-13-05 08:13 PM
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25. kumquat, nimbus

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:02 PM
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26. Thrust

Oh yeah! :P

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timtom

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:07 PM
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27. here's a couple

Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 09:07 PM by nathan hale

fecund
crapulous
crepuscular

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Hans Delbrook

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:16 PM
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35. Mukluk!

Ahh, I stole that one from Krusty.

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:18 PM
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28. organism

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:18 PM
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29. supererogatory

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Thor_MN

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:40 PM
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30. Scrod!!! My grandmother HATED when that was on the menu!!!

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:45 PM
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31. pugilism----tumescent----intestate----rectitude----obdurate.

Oh yeah, and lugubrious.

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CornField

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Thu Jan-13-05 09:48 PM
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32. Noodle

LOL!

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:04 PM
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33. Uranus

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:10 PM
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34. circumnavigate

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mondo joe

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:20 PM
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38. COCCYX!

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Deja Q

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Sat Jan-15-05 01:23 PM
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85. Good call!

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:20 PM
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39. flunk

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Aristus

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:22 PM
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40. Slartibartfast.

Proper name, not an improper noun, but anywho..............

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GreenPartyVoter

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Thu Jan-13-05 11:41 PM
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44. This is a new one to me. How about Faulkingham?

That one used to give our church camp director the giggles.

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:54 PM
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72. Broomfondle

In the same vein, from the same source.

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Thu Jan-13-05 11:31 PM
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41. Ballcock

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Jan-13-05 11:36 PM
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42. See You Next Tuesday.

Sorry......:evilgrin:

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Thu Jan-13-05 11:41 PM
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43. pianist...just sounds funny to me...nt

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GreenPartyVoter

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:42 AM
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46. Yes, it does *l*

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:53 AM
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47. Cocktail, ballroom

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mitchum

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:56 AM
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48. "Beggin' Strips" and "Snausages" (dogs are naughty creatures)

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:03 AM
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49. aspidistra

Actually, there was a vaudeville song called "She's got the biggest aspidistra in the world"

(An aspidistra is a house plant)

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:49 PM
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50. Ok *lol*

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:59 PM
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73. Crapulence

Edited on Fri Jan-14-05 02:00 PM by Xipe Totec

Sickness or indisposition resulting from an excess of drinking (or eating).

(sorry, meant to post on the main thread. Oh well...)

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:53 PM
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51. Discombobulate?

Whenever I hear someone saying they got discombobulated, it sounds like they're saying they had an enema or something.

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:54 PM
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52. Masticate or mastication

Sounds like something your mama would spank you for if she caught you doing it.

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:54 PM
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53. "Scotsman"

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:55 PM
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54. Masticate

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=dictionary&va=Masticate

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Fri Jan-14-05 12:55 PM
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55. Kealakekua

actually a small town on the Kona Coast (Big Island). If you go, be sure to have a latte or mocha made with Kona coffee!

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grasswire

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Fri Jan-14-05 11:53 PM
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81. where the...

...humuhumunukunukuapoaa go swimming by....?

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:07 PM
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56. "Piledriver"

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Richardo

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:08 PM
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58. Little neck clams

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:09 PM
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59. Shuttlecock

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:15 PM
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60. Bibliophile

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:19 PM
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61. Bitch (four-legged one, that is)

A bitch is a female dog, especially one for breeding and/or who had puppies.

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:19 PM
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62. onomatopoeia

n. The formation or use of words such as buzz or cuckoo, that imitate what they denote

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:20 PM
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63. Tossed salad

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Karenina

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:21 PM
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64. NIGGARDLY

Guaranteed head explosions! :evilgrin:

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:23 PM
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65. Hannity and Colmes...

Seems like something nasty's about to happen.

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:23 PM
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66. Falafeh, Loofa, and O'Reilly

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:23 PM
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67. Absquatulate (nt)

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:32 PM
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68. Homeowner

Hehe Hehe...Mmmm...yeah...he said "homeowner"...

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:34 PM
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69. Undulate

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:43 PM
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70. cockpit

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Fri Jan-14-05 01:48 PM
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71. It's not a legitimate word, but it's the title of a magazine...

Bassmaster

I think it's meant to be about sport fishing. I can't see it without laughing my ass off.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:12 PM
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75. Hmmmm...

that's alarmingly close to, er, "assmaster".

I bet if you see it on a newsstand, and part of the cover is covered up, it bet it looks like "assmaster".

"Bassmaster" sounds like some sort of evil genius, like something that Superman might fight. "Oh, no, look out! Here comes Lex Luthor and the Bassmaster! Beware his fishy breath! AAAUUUUUUUUGHHHGHHGH!!!!" :dunce:

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:02 PM
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74. "analogous"

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:20 PM
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76. Coulter

I feel dirty just saying it. Must....cleanse....myself.......

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:20 PM
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77. Succulent n/t

n/t

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Ignis

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:26 PM
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78. Spotted Dick

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:47 PM
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79. delicacy

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Fri Jan-14-05 02:49 PM
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80. Cock

The bird, silly.

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madison2000

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Sat Jan-15-05 01:15 PM
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82. kick!

:kick:

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Sat Jan-15-05 01:19 PM
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83. Sagacious, hoary, flamebait.

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Sat Jan-15-05 01:22 PM
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84. organic, tadpole, sniggle, snigger, The Wiggles, diaphragm, circumference,

ditty, tuna, pump, hump, dump.

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Sat Jan-15-05 01:26 PM
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86. Pus

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