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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:25 PM
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Ahahahahahaha (coff, coff) Sexy Gore: yeah baby!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5005246/site/newsweek

I hadn't seen this article before, where Gore is talking about the almost animalistic sexiness that he and JFKennedy share, but JF Kerry lacks.

I'm having apoplexy here. First Freeper tiggers, now this! Politics can be sooo amusing. Bizarre, but amusing.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:28 PM
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1. "My friends, let me say this: I'm too sexy for my shirt,"
Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 05:31 PM by MsTryska
Mr. Kerry said, before enumerating a long list of other things for which he was too sexy, including his car, his cat, his hat, Milan, New York and Japan.



*lmao* This is the best line yet. borowitz is a hoot.



okay now i've got an image of Kerry singing "i'm too sexy for this party, too sexy for this party....the way i'm disco dancing" while he gets down to his shirtsleeves on a stage....and ummm....time for me to go now.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:33 PM
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4. I'm seeing Austin Powers myself
Dead sexy. Yeah baby!

Satire. Oops. 'Scuse me.
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w4rma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:28 PM
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2. Borowitz is hilarious! (nt)
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:28 PM
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3. It's Andy Borowitz - a satire columnist
:+
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:34 PM
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5. Doh!
Didn't know that. Like, oopsie.
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NoStinkinBadges Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 05:48 PM
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6. Sorry Al, don't think so.
Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 05:49 PM by NoStinkinBadges
"JFK had it. I have it. I'm not sure that John Kerry has it."

Not quite Al but don't worry, one can't have everything.
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