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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 08:09 AM
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The leakproof CAPTION is now available
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 08:12 AM
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1. See, we called
Six reporters....ummm..is that six?
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 08:15 AM
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2. Excellent!
You nailed it!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 08:16 AM
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3. Yo Homey talk to the hand and a bag of chips
Man that really worked well in the focus groups Karl says.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:01 AM
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4. What was the question ?
how many days before I resign ?

Cheers
Drifter
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:02 AM
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5. Hi Daddy, Hi Uncle Dick!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:51 AM
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6. "Live long and prosper!"
"Wait, that's not the right way...shit...oh well."
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:54 AM
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7. * singing"I've got 1,2,3,4,5 senses working overtime" by XTC
Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 10:02 AM by bobthedrummer
:smoke:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:17 AM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Great! Novak is covering my butt. So far, so
Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 10:18 AM by skip fox
good. Gotta remember not to call reporters myself. Hell, 6 guys wouldn't even take my call. I know they KNEW it was me (they all got caller-id, but they pretended it was a prank call and hung up). Geez. Nobody ever wants to talk with me, and now that I signed that damn telemarketer bill . . . shit, I won't get any calls. But at least Novak is standing up for me. Hope he doesn't want anything beyond what he said: 'Do me a favor, Numbnuts, alright? Don't ever the fuck call me again.' . . . Boy, that ol' Oval Office can get to be pretty lonely sometimes. Geez."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:38 AM
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9. I can't believe I was soaking in dishwashing liquid
Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 10:38 AM by underpants
Sththttergia does sthuch a bEEEEEEEEEautiful job on my hands....Oh cripe the cameras (clears throat, deepens voice)

9/11!!!!
IRAQ!!!
NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!!!!!
'MURKANS!!!!!!!!!!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:03 AM
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10. W: ya'll can take it easy ... everything is cool ... your money is safe ..
... speaking of which ... 5 of you ... 5, I emphasize ... seemed to come up a wee bit short of our expectation in the contribution department ... it looks sort of odd to have all but 5 people donating the same amount ... we wouldn't want to single you out? ... it's not too late to amend that contribution ... other than that, don't worry about a thing ... we've got all under control ... the big guns are taking care of people as we speak ... I'm sure you all have seen enough movies to know what I mean ...
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:35 AM
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11. the opposable thumb
it is what makes us so great! Wow I learn something every day.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:36 AM
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12. this acid is really good
my hand has never looked like this before

or

they really did a good job with that manicure.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:39 AM
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13. W: betcha'ya'll didn't know there was glass here, did ya?
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:41 AM
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14. "I catagorically deny...
...the existence of Presidiential shrinking technology, or podium enlarging technology...indeed (as voice becomes increasingly faint and high pitched), the very notion of a Presidential shrinking ray is ludicrous, and I..."

(with apologies to William Burroughs)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:51 AM
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15. W. is "thinking": "Got 'em all FOOLED! WOW. Karl told me to never EVER
Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 11:52 AM by skip fox

play with myself in public, even if there's a big podium there. So, sure, I said, 'You bet. I promise.' So I wave a lot to show him nothing's up, so to speak. . . . Wow, wonder what he'd do to me if he knew I figured out how to do it with my left hand. . . . Bet he'd smack me a good one. . . . Wow . . . That would be GREAT!. . . Oh, mama, I'm a comin' home! . . . WOW!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 12:52 PM
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16. W: I didn't get these calluses by clearing brush, I'll tell you that ...
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