Jesus was gother than you and I can prove it.

http://www.shanmonster.com/jesus/index.html

He went to the coolest clubs and dens of iniquity. Jesus hung out with the real "alternative" crowd of the time. His buddies were tax-collectors, fetishists, and women of ill-repute. He also literally hung around with murderers (check out the cross scene), once again showing his fascination with death.


Christ surrounded himself with goth chicks. Mary Magdalene and Veronica were two of the first goth-chicks, but Jesus also has a horde of gothic groupies. How else would you describe all those nuns/brides of Christ? They wear all black and white, and are heavy into crosses, rosaries, and the contemplation of holy masochism.


He had the gaunt look down pat. You have to admit, few pictures you've ever seen of the guy had him rosy-cheeked and robust. The man was positively scrawny and white. He had cheekbones from Hell, and even his hipbones stuck way out.

I'm not down with any of that Goth shit.

Probly got the pimp ride, too.

six fo Impala

YOU POSER. JESUS WAS GOTH, not PIMP!!!

Jesus was more goth than you, and I can prove it? Your sentence is hard to understand.....not meant to be insulting, just asking.

but you get the meaning, right?

Sorry if I offended you.

it takes a HELL of a lot more than THAT to offend me! I've got VERY thick skin!

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