Neighbor cats in my crawl space. - Democratic Underground

B Calm

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:28 PM
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Neighbor cats in my crawl space.

Pumping water out of my crawl space and I have the outside trap door open. Now I see I have my neighbors cat and her two kittens trying to find a place to stay warm in my crawl space. Any suggestions how to get rid of them?

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brokensymmetry

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:38 PM
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1. Feed them tuna.

They just hate that. :evilgrin:

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XanaDUer

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:42 PM
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2. I once saw a tv show about an obese cat

who got stuck in the a/c heating vents of a house and the firemen had to break it out!

Sorry, we're not being very helpful.

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tuckessee

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:50 PM
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3. Pump in gasoline and fire it up!

Smoke her out. Cats hate flames and smoke.

If there's any hesitation, prod her along with wild automatic rifle fire.

Works everytime.

Just remember, you're doing it for the kittens sake.

There may be drugs (catnip) involved, so act fast!

(At least that's what the FBI/ATF Domestic Animal Home Invasion manual recommends).

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MikeDuffy

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:52 PM
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5. I'd rather see sex threads than this... (n/t)

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BiggJawn

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Thu Jan-13-05 10:52 PM
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4. Toss moth balls under there.

Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 10:53 PM by BiggJawn

Cats are NOT fond of the smell.
That's how I used to keep them out fom under my "Manufactured House Back in The Day...

BTW, how's the pumping going? You "holding your own"?

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