You won't believe what I bet and lost on the Orange Bowl. Payoff time.

A lifelong friend and I bet 3 lifelong friends in Atlanta that if OU lost, we would fly to Atlanta dressed as OU cheerleaders and cook dinner for them.

By halftime, my friend and I were fairly well drunk and partying because we, by then, expected a dark ending for the Sooners. Just like OSU in the Alamo bowl. I digress. We called Atlanta at halftime and "to make it interesting" WE GAVE THEM 7 POINTS. Just to keep the game going, really. Hell, we didn't care. By the end of the game though, we weren't answering the phones. Well now it's payoff time and we've decided that as long as we lost, we want it to be memorable and fun for all.

We are interested in ideas for wardrobe and menu. We've already abandoned OU Cheerleader for OU Cheerleader-Gone-Horribly-Wrong. We're thinking of printing menus for our chi chi Atlanta friends and serving things like, chilled chunks of spam drizzled with Cheez Whiz. We want it to be a great evening and because we are all good friends, the more twisted the better. My friend and I, (aka the LOSERS) can rise to the theatrical occasion. Please, no lectures. I need a break from the grim realities we face. I am all on board with them. So let's play......