You've encountered an alien life form that asks to be taken to your leader

To whom do you introduce the creature? and why?

already claiming to be my leader.

See post #22. :D

:hi:

He would claim that the aliens are hiding Saddam's WMD. Five minutes later, the aliens would vaporize the planet.

that I don't have a leader. Right now, we're all running around in a state of chaos.

Oh, oh... Do you think that makes it more likely that the alien will want to take over?

Oh no, what is the right thing to do?

that would be a good start.

Then I'd ask the alien to have a little mercy on us, have a sense of humor about things and come back in four years if he wants to see what America is really like.

:dem:

Not that I would have voted for Bush anyway. Please, let's keep it clean, I think there are kids around lol ;)

unless the alien looked hungry, in which case I'd send him to dubya.

I'd take it to Skinner.

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

besides being intelligent he would be the one most likely to make sure the alien had a good time.

Besides, my dog is a very noble creature and I would want to show earthings off in the best possible light ;)

put an intelligent woman in charge of the planet (even though we are not).

the only Dem besides Dean with balls.

vent his viciousness on the leader?

I gather most people think Clinton could handle it either way.

:evilfrown: :bounce: :evilgrin:

and he'd find it right between the swivel and the lure.

It's spelled a-n-a-r...

First, he would immediately challenge the alien to a duel - thus getting rid of one of them.

Secondly, 'Zell' sounds like a name from a dodgy Sci-Fi film - he might turn out to be the alien's cousin or something like that.

Or are you just bitching about Bush?

He used to be a professional footballer (soccer), and then a B.B.C. sports comentator until suddenly he announced to the world that he is the Son of God.

He runs around exposing conspiracy theories, all of which fit unto his grand theory. Basically the world is controlled by 'reptilians' these are some form of aliens which inhabit human bodies. The Queen (along with all of the Royal Family), George Dubya, and most other world leaders are either these reptilians or are controlled by them.

His web-site has several articles http://www.davidicke.com including "The Reptilians: why they are obsessed with bloodline and ritual", "Tales of a Government Sex Slave" (U.S. government that is), and "The European Police Force the next Stage of the Global Fascist State".

:D

Kitty Malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking
Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head
She said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin'
For a UFO
In Tomahawk County"

Well she kicked the mule
And it walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
Till she stopped the mule
And she kicked the rump
And the big old mule took a big old dump

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Or you'll smell my mule

She felt the fire against her neck
And it saddened her to feel it burn
When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding Holstein
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for fightin'
In Tomahawk County."

A little guy from the UFO
Came on out and said his name was Joe
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Or you'll smell my mule

They walked into her cabin shack
They had never seen a southern home
And they liked it, better than their UFO
They liked it, they really liked it
They said, "Here's a place of elegance
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"

...

:P

Just get me off of this crazy planet.

After that I'd take him to John Kerry, but Kerry would probably tell us to go see the chimp. Then I'd have to explain, sorry, in this country we don't have a leader.