Happy Birthday to these October Birthday guys and gals

Oct 1. Jimmy Carter : and it no doubt would have been better for him (and the hostages themselves) had a certain hostage incident never happened


Oct 5. (Or at least according to the Canadian Encyclopedia it is) Ambassador Ken Taylor: who may no doubt have agreed with the sentiment of AYATOLLAH ASSAHOLA but may have been too much of a diplomat to do anything about it except sneak 6 Americans out of Iran..................



Oct 12. Ambassador William Sullivan: Whose "cooler head" prevailed during a certain initial Iranian embassy seizure incident averted a "Saint Valentine's Day massacre" of sorts and who may no doubt have thought the movie "D.C. 9/11" was "full of crap" had he also only known about how Shrubya or * really acted that day


Oct 23. My dear sister Marilyn : who also not only thinks but knows Bush is a "warmonger and an asshole or a**hole" and also of course

Oct 26. Sen Hillary Clinton: Though it is "not bloody likely" she'll ever go on to "wipe that damnnable smirk off the Shrub's face," (since she had yet to fulfil her Senate commitment to the people of New York) a person could at least dream, couldn't they?????????????